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billyshelby
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I'm sure it had great action sequences and Angelina looked hot, but I have this question: Could you actually explain the plot in a way that would make sense if you had to?
I give that joke a 6.5... anything below 6 warrants neg rep... so watch yourself bro.
I mean it was alright... it just seemed a bit too obvious, I understood the irony of it, and thought it was semi-clever, it just was not subtle enough to be sarcastic and not forwards enough to be satirical. But you got yourself a good basis on that sexist line... so props for that. The fantasy thing works too, however the Lord of The Rings bit is too safe... had you replaced Lord of The RIngs with Passion of The Christ.... you'd probably get enough "outrageous" points to warrant some positive rep. I'm going to give you some positive rep anyway just cuz I think this had potential, and like the Nba I reward potential and not talent.
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Gyp Rosetti
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All that really matters is did AJ get down into her birthday suit like in Taking Lives? She was unreal in that.
Would that be weird, and basically illegal? To get into her "birthday suit," she'd be a naked newborn. So how would she cover up the...you know...and also the...whatsis...?
GVC
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Gyp Rosetti
Banned
For a guy who's strictly a defensive player, I understand your sentiment. That said, that's cheaper than Memo's contract annually speaking. So if we were able to dump Memo as my sig states, and say re-sign AK to 3 years, 24M (which is more than I want but reasonable), you don't think a basic core as shown below is pretty well balanced as far as defensive capabilities, scoring, outside shooting, vets/youth, etc.? Our cap number would probably be about 58M for the following eight guys, or 10M less than it stands currently. Round it out with cheaper contracts like Fes (assuming we re-sign him), Price, Evans, or whomever else, and we're below the LT.
Williams
Miles-Bell
AK-Hayward
Jefferson-Millsap
Perkins
The weak link as I see it would be AK's perimeter game and perhaps Miles defense, though that could be offset in crucial games with Bell. But overall, I think there's a strong balance there and Perkins brings a nastiness we've been sorely missing. Again, I only do this if he appears completely healthy late in the year.
Gyp Rosetti
Banned
Re-signing Deron and Jefferson and Miles would be a concern but yet possible as Millsap's contract runs out soon enough and we could trade him (he's a good expiring imo) or let him walk (unless he re-signed for cheaper) and find another energy guy off the bench who can play defense and start if an injury comes up. A sort of Kurt Thomas/Big Baby-like player.