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Say Something about Joe Ingles

I always think of songs:
I have basketballs that jingle, jangle, jingle,
Especially when they're raining threes.
I have basketballs that jingle, jangle, jingle,
And it's Jingles that jazzes up out team.
 
I don't currently have anyone on ignore.
Then I don't know how you're missing yammers, because he posts quite often. And you don't even have that dude who constantly slams Mitchell because of his Aussie Simmons love on ignore? That's crazy, Do you also willingly drink toxic chemicals?
 
Hey, where's yamers anyway? Haven't seen him in a while.

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You wanna talk about Joe Ingles? Let's talk about Joe Ingles.

-He's the only player that hasn't missed a game.
-He leads the team in minutes played.
-He's never played as much as he is right now. He's already played about as many minutes this season as he did two years ago.
-He leads the team in 3-pointers made, 3-point percentage, and is tied for 3-pointers attempted.
-He's second in assists on the team, trailing Rubio in APG by less than 1, while committing about half as many turnovers.
-He's the most versatile (perimeter) defender on the team and is often tasked with taking the hardest assignment (by design or by default).
-He has the best chemistry with Rudy and basically everyone else on the team. He's the coach on the damn floor.
-He is being asked to do way more than he should be, and accomplishing far more than anyone ever thought he could.

If you want to make him the focus of your ire, spare yourself the embarrassment and just shut up. Dude is the embodiment of this team and this franchise.
Take ****ing note.
 
He's going to spend his entire career here, he's going to have his number retired, and he's going to end up back on the bench as a member of the coaching staff.
I am fully behind this. Love the guy.
 
He's the smartest, best shooter in a whiteman's body since Larry Bird retired! He's fundamentally sound, a major irritant to any hoppers he's assigned to cover, a coaches delight, underpaid and underrated!
 
He's going to spend his entire career here, he's going to have his number retired, and he's going to end up back on the bench as a member of the coaching staff.

I wish. Truth is, he'll retire a Jazz man and ride off into the lovely Australian sunset with his family, go chill on a beach someplace with millions of dollars.
 
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