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Hey guys. UB here.

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Wait. Sorry....UB here.

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I am going to make a promise.


I will do my best to avoid picking up a 5th infraction. For you guys. For jesus. For Karl Malone's doppelganger in the Shape-Ups commercial.


I will admit, I've lost sight of what matters to me on this board. I used to crave the attention, but now that I've spent some time away from the board, I realize what keeps me coming back. It's the simple reassurance that I am not a crazy, whiny little mug that flips out after every loss and uses ESPN Tradechecker to prove that we'd be better trading this player for that one.

There are very few of you here who have had my back since Day 1, and I promise I will be on very good behavior for you dewds.

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But for knucklesakes! Won't somebody try to push the envelope for me while I'm waiting to have my infractions fall off?! A picture of a female? An image of monkeys and their excrement? I mean, it's not that hard. You will be rewarded in heaven.




This is OUR YEAR! Believe it!!!


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Thanks, dawgg.


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Sorry this is just like one of the best pictures of me evar.
 
welcome back....


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keep that in a safe place to remind you of your vow and give you strength should you face a moment of weakness...
 
This reminds me of the classic Frank Drebin line:

"I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!"
 
Sloanfeld said:
Hey dude, I only have one warning. If I can control myself anyone can.
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Ur not so much a troublemaker, as you are just an overall nuisance.

Giving you warnings would be like banning the retarded kid. The people who get the warnings (as is usual) in life are those who make fun of the retarded kid.

FYI
 
UB are you utah boozer? if so i approve of this!
...if not, i dont really know who you are
 
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Much love. I've got two infractions so I've got to keep it cool.
 
What the ****? This aggression will not stand, man. I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so good posters like UB get the boot.
 
PS: did anyone think being a Webelos was gross? Like, even though I was 11, I knew it was a gross name. Shameless.
 
UB said:
PS: did anyone think being a Webelos was gross? Like, even though I was 11, I knew it was a gross name. Shameless.
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WE'll BE LOyal Scouts is gross?
I did not allow YB to watch his buddies die face down in the muck so loyal posters like UB can make fun of WEBELOS!
 
I did it before you posted this but I did just get an infraction for quoting Duck and it some how turned into a giant picture of a turd, so hope that helps a little.
 
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//r00t 4 Jazz said:
I did it before you posted this but I did just get an infraction for quoting Duck and it some how turned into a giant picture of a turd, so hope that helps a little.
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Wait...you got an infraction for posting that picture of obviously fake poop? The one that had "Gaggifts.com ©" printed on it?

Way to take one for the team.
 
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