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Semiannual LDS general conference thread (Apr 2020)

In case anyone hasn’t been paying attention, Moroni has been losing his job left and right. Today they released two more examples:

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Dropping the trumpet was like dropping the mic. His job was done, and the guy he was trumpeting for is almost here.
He didn't lose his job. He did his job.
They have been saying he was almost here from long before I was born, and I'm confident they will still be saying it long after I die.
 
They have been saying he was almost here from long before I was born, and I'm confident they will still be saying it long after I die.
Yea, nobody knows.

It was a joke off the last joke.

It could be tru tho brough.

How old are you and how healthy are you?
 
Yea, nobody knows.

It was a joke off the last joke.

It could be tru tho brough.

How old are you and how healthy are you?
Nobody knows, but they keep saying they know. My mom told me that she was convinced from a young age that the world was on the verge of the apocalypse. It's a tool that religion uses and will continue to use.

I'm old enough to remember when not shaking hands was impolite and healthy enough that I'm still skiing several times a week even though no lifts are running.
 
Nobody knows, but they keep saying they know. My mom told me that she was convinced from a young age that the world was on the verge of the apocalypse. It's a tool that religion uses and will continue to use.

Considering how the world keeps getting better and better and better in pretty much every aspect the 2nd coming will never ever ever happen.
 
Even the Mormon space temple has an Angel Moroni.
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