Should Burks take helicopter flight lessons?

[franklin]

Think about it. When he drives he's like a shot coming out of a tank. His momentum is straight forward with some tilting on the downward trajectory.

All the great scorers these days are more like helicopters than airplanes the way they raise vertically and then distort their bodies around defenders. This is the difference between a true scorer and a drive-and-chuck player like Burks. He has no pitch or roll, and needs to learn to rise up vertically so he can twist his body around the defensive bumping.

Helicopter lessons are the perfect way to mold his mind into thinking this way permanently. Instead of P3, I think he should attend Whirlybird flight school & Greg Miller should buy him a helicopter transport for western road games instead of flying him on the team charter.

 

[t.work]

What?

 

[orangello]

Trolling much Franklin?

 

[franklin]

What?

Pitch 'n' Roll. Pitch 'n' Roll.

D-Will took helicopter lessons.

Look how he elevates vertically then contorts his body in the air.

 

[Beantown]

This thread sucks balls.

 

[NAOS]

short answer: YES

This thread wins for many reasons. If you want one reason, post #5 should do.

 

[b_line]

haha, I am going to go with no, but only because he should take kayaking lessons. He would be a better passer then? Makes a lot of sense right?

 

[HipHopAnonymous]

Our luck he would get hurt on his way to the lesson.

 

[Julie Greengiant]

short answer: YES

This thread wins for many reasons. If you want one reason, post #5 should do.

This thread sucks balls?

 

[franklin]

This thread sucks balls?

Reference: https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?15792-What-the-HELL

 

[franklin]

haha, I am going to go with no, but only because he should take kayaking lessons. He would be a better passer then? Makes a lot of sense right?

I'm trying to have fun with it but can't connect a single dot here?.

 

[NAOS]

This thread sucks balls?

beanclown thinks so. therefore, we can easily deduce that it is awesome. works every time.

 

[Siro]

I knew this was a Franklin thread the moment I saw the title on that "activity stream" page.

 

[Julie Greengiant]

beanclown thinks so. therefore, we can easily deduce that it is awesome. works every time.

oh i'm gettin it

 

[franklin]

I knew this was a Franklin thread the moment I saw the title on that "activity stream" page.

Thanks bro. It's nice having bright posters understanding the parables.

 

[bovice]

Someone needs to make and post gifs of Burks going up too high for rebounds. It happens every so often, usually at the end of games. It's crazy how high he gets.