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Should Honz Move In With Me?

I personally wanna invite Dalamon and PKM to a weekend night with me and honz.... for 1 million dollars.

So how is this exactly going to work? I mean me, Honz and Arch are all pretty tall dudes. PKMoe on the other hand...
 
You should take her out. She's a really nice, sweet, ambitious, comes from a super rich family.

hehepeepeecaca.

That's the sheep part. Now tell us about the wolf that lies beneath the surface. The crazy thing was that it was an Asian mail order bride site. I was like, "Who is this white girl on here?".....oh.... just Archie's ex-wife. Makes sense.
 
Guess who's moving in with me tomorrow?

Too bad I'm not going to see honz's face for the next week or so with trips to Milwaukee and Denver.

BTW, my goal is to kick his tennis playing *** on the clay, grass, cement, wood (I know, right?), or whatever. Bring your, "A" game, cupcake.
 
That's the sheep part. Now tell us about the wolf that lies beneath the surface. The crazy thing was that it was an Asian mail order bride site. I was like, "Who is this white girl on here?".....oh.... just Archie's ex-wife. Makes sense.

No for real, dude. She is a sweet, nice, and awesome girl. We just didn't make a good match.

P.S. Do you like someone who's cranky all the time? Like all the time?
 
Nobody squeals quite like Beatty.














At least no one I was able to drag down the alley.
 
I can't wait to start getting drunk texts from both of these clowns.

"Dude, he keeps walking around flexing."

"Bro, I just got so wasted on three beers!"

"Hey Richard, you were right, he does shave and it does make it look bigger!"
 
I'd like to inform the board he finally moved in today. #partytime #comeovertowatchthejazztankthisseason.


P.S. He drives a gangsta car. Should I be worried? Start a blog?

Jazzfanz... Helping dudes meet online and move in together since 1998.
 
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