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Sorry, there are basically zero quotes from the Brooklyn Nets’ forums

I do not think that there are people sicko enough to

1. Be Nets fans
2. Watch the 2024-2025 Nets without Dennis and Cam Thomas
3. Watch the 2024-2025 Utah Jazz at the same time
 
I mean, if someone's doing this kind of a thing on another's team forum, they probably wouldn't have a lot of quotes after beating us this season, either.
 
Fear not, Jazzfanz, for I overheard the following comments while consuming ale amidst a mass of Brooklyn fans:

“Why doth this man from the frozen landmass of Eurasia, Sir Svi the Unpronounceable, continue to hurl the globe into the goal from far away, rendering such a volume of 3-pointers?”


“Thy Tank is on, Sons of Brooklyn.”

“Even vacant the non-defending Keyonte Darnell “King” George, we cannot throw the ball into the goal enough times to slay thy Jazz.”

“The lumbago-suffering Benjamin David Simmons was able to garner 10 assists, 15 points, yet we lament in failure.”

“Lo! The decision to not play Ziarie Williams cost us the contest.”
 
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