Miles Morales is not Peter Parker. Hence the different name. I feel dumb for even having to explain let alone being in your position on this one... I do get a good laugh out of your posts though, so keep it up!
Sorry that it is so hard for you to see comic book characters as something other than white straight males. I know that you feel you are being attacked and we know that you are really sensitive. Ill write some letters to Marvel and tell them you got your feelings hurt and you dont like it.
Dear Marvel,
My good friend Dutchy is real sensitive and got his feeling hurt because all of your characters are not straight white males. It makes him feel attacked and very sad. He has to lash out and troll on the internet over it and it breaks my heart to see him like this. I have mailed him/her some tissues and offered my shoulder to cry on but it isnt enough. Please dont make any changes to any of your characters. Dont let them change race, gender, sexuality. That is too hard for them. Feel free to make the thousands of other changes that comic book characters constantly go through, because those dont bother him. In fact in the future to solve any problems please post on 4chan proposed changes so that it gives Dutchy and some of his friends a chance to lose their minds over these minor changes first to see if you should carry through with it. I even got a tear tattooed on my cheek in his honor and to commiserate with him.
In conclusion please apologize to my friend Dutchy and dont make any more changes, he cant handle it. All he has left in this world is his straight while male super heroes, his sadness, and anger about how good and easy life it.
Thanks,
Ron Mexico
Is that good enough? I can do more if you need. I'm here for ya little buddy. I can take you out for a beer (Ill find a safe white hetero male made beer) and listen to you cry and pat you on the back if you need. Let me know, Ill make myself available any time.
