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Steve Jobs steps down from Apple

Beantown said:
It looks like he's out of a "job".
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Beantown with another Gem-link... you must be on stumble upon all day long to find links this good.



seriously bro... this is the second started thread today you've failed to post a link.

Now I gotta go google this ****, because your track record isn't exactly immaculate.
 
With the cancer I guess it's a little tasteless, but Options by Fake Steve Jobs (aka Daniel Lyons) was a great read. Total over the top parody and very funny. Kind of like Will Ferrell's hilarious Harry Carey sketches on SNL that vanished once he died.
 
Here's a link.

https://www.reuters.com/article/2011/08/25/us-apple-idUSTRE77N82K20110825

"I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple's CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come," he said in a brief letter announcing his resignation.

The 55-year-old CEO had briefly emerged from his medical leave in March to unveil the latest version of the iPad and later to attend a dinner hosted by President Barack Obama for technology leaders in Silicon Valley.

Jobs' often-gaunt appearance has sparked questions about his health and his ability to continue at Apple.
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Could he be cashing out before Apple lets out some news in the not too distant future that their profits are massively slowing or something, thus coming in far below analysts' expectations of earnings? Just came to mind. The sky is falling.
 
SalmonHobo said:
Could he be cashing out before Apple lets out some news in the not too distant future that their profits are massively slowing or something, thus coming in far below analysts' expectations of earnings? Just came to mind. The sky is falling.
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I'm pretty sure he's terminally ill not Apple.
 
The-Joker said:
Beantown with another Gem-link... you must be on stumble upon all day long to find links this good.



seriously bro... this is the second started thread today you've failed to post a link.

Now I gotta go google this ****, because your track record isn't exactly immaculate.
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Its because I am mostly posting on my Iphone as I go about my day. Including a link on my Iphone would be like plucking my pubes.
 
its natures way of getting their IP back.
apple sued a school for using an apple logo and mother nature got mad
seriously mother nature is tired of him using the apple and claming it as his symbol. mother nature doesnt solve IP conflict in court. she's old school and just takes him out
 
I hate Apple with a passion and I think Jobs is a tool, but I feel for him and his family. That is some tough **** to be going through no matter who you are. To be terminal takes it a step further. Prayers and well-wishes and happy thoughts to him and his family.
 
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