Stupid Pet Peeves

[The Midnight]

MARKETING...
(not that I really want to know what any of you guys think of this...)

what the HELL are RADIANT tampons? I mean of all the adjectives you might use to make your tampons sound better than the competition, I'm not sure radiant would ever cross my mind

LOL .. pretty obvious a MALE marketing exec. came up with that one!!

 

[JazzGal]

MARKETING...
(not that I really want to know what any of you guys think of this...)

what the HELL are RADIANT tampons? I mean of all the adjectives you might use to make your tampons sound better than the competition, I'm not sure radiant would ever cross my mind

Tampon time is when I have no interest in my private parts being radiant. Why would that be a selling point? How about Tampax Endurance?

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[addictionary]

MARKETING...
(not that I really want to know what any of you guys think of this...)

what the HELL are RADIANT tampons? I mean of all the adjectives you might use to make your tampons sound better than the competition, I'm not sure radiant would ever cross my mind

Maybe they thought of it like a supernova.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

How bout Tampax Hoover Dam?

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[moevillini]

How bout Tampax Hoover Dam?

so you're thinking of it as sort of a power generator and that's why it's radiant?

I don't think it works that way!

:wink:

 

[Boris]

Tampax Rediant

Hehe hehe

 

[Miggs]

Tampax: Moses
Part the Red Sea

 

[bigb]

It was104 outside. I was melting. I went to the 7-11 to get a Coke Slurpee only to find the damn thing in liquid form. How hard is it for Aqbar to have the Slurpee machine ready for the hottest part of the hottest day of the year? Apparently working at 7-11 requires no thinking ahead, ever.

 

[Miggs]

Is dude's name really Aqbar?

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

What happened to women who thrive on cooking, cleaning and dusting?

 

[Boris]

Mosquitos.
God has a sense of humor.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

It was104 outside. I was melting. I went to the 7-11 to get a Coke Slurpee only to find the damn thing in liquid form. How hard is it for Aqbar to have the Slurpee machine ready for the hottest part of the hottest day of the year? Apparently working at 7-11 requires no thinking ahead, ever.

Those things are always broken.

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[Scat]

Is dude's name really Aqbar?

I think he meant Apu

 

[bigb]

Is dude's name really Aqbar?

It might been Achmed. It was definitely Ach-something.

 

[moevillini]

tree schmuts

Trees are wonderful and I love them and all the good things they provide except when you have to park your car under one at this time of year

 

[fishonjazz]

My mother in law

 

[Dr. Jones]

Hi, babe. I love you. Here's some flowers, chocolates, and a signed card. I'm sorry you're feeling bad.

 

[Hekate]

Drunk people who try to shop.

 

[addictionary]

When you try to take a dump but the last piece insists on not falling down and you stay there for half an hour to wait that aristocrat piece of crap's interest to fall down.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Drunk people who try to shop.

That's a pet peeve??

Sounds hilarious and great entertainment to me.