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Who wears these? Like, what group of people? Is it a yuppy thing, I assume?

I was in a sub-shop the other day and a woman in her early 20s, lookin' a little butch, had some on. I honestly almost gasped in horror when I looked at her feet. They are simply atrocious. Can't imagine who looks at these shoes and wants to wear them in public.
 
I was in a sub-shop the other day and a woman in her early 20s, lookin' a little butch, had some on. I honestly almost gasped in horror when I looked at her feet. They are simply atrocious. Can't imagine who looks at these shoes and wants to wear them in public.

I pictured Shrek's wife.
 
When people don't courtesy flush in public restrooms. Believe it or not, your poo stinks. Its OK to flush more than once.
 
I was in a sub-shop the other day and a woman in her early 20s, lookin' a little butch, had some on. I honestly almost gasped in horror when I looked at her feet. They are simply atrocious. Can't imagine who looks at these shoes and wants to wear them in public.

Are they sandals basically?
 
like, you're next in line at the bakery, and there is one cinnamon twist left, and the person ahead of you selects a bunch of other stuff, and as they're paying you comment to your friend "oh good, there's one cinnamon twist left" and all of the sudden that person ahead of you in line decides they really must have one more item added to their order, and guess what it is....

LOL This reminds me of a situation my wife and I were in a couple of years ago. We have a local farmer here that grows and sells various veggies over the summer. In the spring he grows and sells peas. Now these peas are amazing. Sweet, succulent and full of delicious. It doesn't hurt that they are shelled and ready to rock. We usually buy 4-5 lbs and eat a pound on the way home and then freeze the rest for use over the coming year.

Well, we wheel up to the little shack that they use to sell. We get there at the exact same time as another woman. My wife and the other woman both mention that they are there for peas. The owner tells us that he only has 8 lbs left. Being the nice person that my wife is and thinking that the other woman will at the very least split the remaining peas with us, tells her to go ahead and place her order first. The other woman then proceeds to buy all 8 frickin' pounds!! Doesn't even think twice about it. My wife says, "Seriously?!" to which the woman replies, "You should have gone first honey."

I have never wanted to smash in a windshield so bad in my life.
 
Who wears these? Like, what group of people? Is it a yuppy thing, I assume?

I will admit to it. I bought a pair for our beach vacation last month, thinking they would be useful walking along the beach, but after a few cocktails, I looked like that guy trying to put his flip flops on at the hippie-fest so they ended up being left behind.
 
I will admit to it. I bought a pair for our beach vacation last month, thinking they would be useful walking along the beach, but after a few cocktails, I looked like that guy trying to put his flip flops on at the hippie-fest so they ended up being left behind.

Ewww, don't know that I woulda told that one .. damn ..
 
I've reached that "don't give a ****" stage in life. Let my mistake be your lesson.

I'm there too, bro .. and it's a far better place than giving a **** about the stupid stuff.

But still ..

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