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Gameface said:
You must have just got done driving around in Idaho.
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Or Ogden. They come out of their prepper villages and invade Ogden in search of labor jobs. We need a containment loop return route to divert the dumb ******** from leaking down anywhere south of Ogden. If this keeps up Arizona and Texas will quit fighting the Mexican immigration battle and we'll have a new Civil War on our hands. We can't have this. Deport Idahoans, build a border fence.
 
Red Jazz Fan said:
Slow drivers in the fast lane. Right lane passers. People who don't stop and the ****ing stop sign. People who whip around you to enter the freeway(solid whit means keep your damn lane!)
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Guilty of #'s 2, 3, 4.

Can openers. I know they weren't designed for the Incredible Hulk, so I should probably stop using them, but I've tried the gamut - expensive ones, cheap ones, electric ones, old school ones. They all break....seemingly weekly I'm at store buying a new one.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Guilty of #'s 2, 3, 4.

Can openers. I know they weren't designed for the Incredible Hulk, so I should probably stop using them, but I've tried the gamut - expensive ones, cheap ones, electric ones, old school ones. They all break....seemingly weekly I'm at store buying a new one.
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Swiss Army Knife. Open can. Never breaks.
 
Lane changing assholes and people who follow right on my tail while they act like I'm slowing them down from getting home. Go **** yourself dickhead.
 
EJ Wells' ability to play on his phone nonstop, watch the Jazz game, and pay 100% attention to the conversation all at the same time. ****in aliens.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Guilty of #'s 2, 3, 4.

Can openers. I know they weren't designed for the Incredible Hulk, so I should probably stop using them, but I've tried the gamut - expensive ones, cheap ones, electric ones, old school ones. They all break....seemingly weekly I'm at store buying a new one.
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Douche...
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Guilty of #'s 2, 3, 4.

Can openers. I know they weren't designed for the Incredible Hulk, so I should probably stop using them, but I've tried the gamut - expensive ones, cheap ones, electric ones, old school ones. They all break....seemingly weekly I'm at store buying a new one.
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I think there are varying degrees of quality when it comes to kitchen utensils and if you're rather frugal on this kind of stuff, meaning, you don't want to waste money on more than one utensil over the years, I'd stick with OXO brand. I think I've had the same can opener for more than 5 years
 
VINYLONE said:
I think there are varying degrees of quality when it comes to kitchen utensils and if you're rather frugal on this kind of stuff, meaning, you don't want to waste money on more than one utensil over the years, I'd stick with OXO brand. I think I've had the same can opener for more than 5 years
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I've had our OXO can opener for much longer than that... probably at least 10 years and maybe 12-13. :-)
 
colton said:
I've had our OXO can opener for much longer than that... probably at least 10 years and maybe 12-13. :-)
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They make great stuff. I think, I am not sure, but I think I saw some video on their R&D company and it sold me. I always try to buy OXO whenever possible.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Guilty of #'s 2, 3, 4.

Can openers. I know they weren't designed for the Incredible Hulk, so I should probably stop using them, but I've tried the gamut - expensive ones, cheap ones, electric ones, old school ones. They all break....seemingly weekly I'm at store buying a new one.
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Quit being a bitch and use your teeth like a man.
 
To all of you bitches crying about being passed on the right: think about WHY you're being passed on the right. It's because you're in the WRONG G'DAMN LANE, moron.

franklin said:
EJ Wells' ability to play on his phone nonstop, watch the Jazz game, and pay 100% attention to the conversation all at the same time. ****in aliens.
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I'm the Swiss Army Knife of multitasking. What you didn't see was I also was working on a cure for cancer, washing my car, and banging two Asain twins -- all while watching the game, listening to you drunk retards try and talk stats, and watching CroCop beat the piss out of Gonzaga.

Gameface said:
Hosting a poker game and being the first one out.
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Highlight of the night, tbh.
 
prodigy said:
Lane changing assholes and people who follow right on my tail while they act like I'm slowing them down from getting home. Go **** yourself dickhead.
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Slow tedious drivers with little understanding of the flow of traffic. Get out of the way of the humans trying to achieve something !!!
 
DownUnder said:
Slow tedious drivers with little understanding of the flow of traffic. Get out of the way of the humans trying to achieve something !!!
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Thank you.

If someone passes you on the right, move the **** over. If you look in your rear view mirror and there is a line of fifteen cars riding you ***, move the **** over. If you're on a two lane road and you are neck and neck with the person on your right, look in your mirror, see my previous sentence, and move the **** over.

It's slow assholes like you that cause wrecks.
 
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