Stupid Pet Peeves

[franklin]

Since it's winter: People who constantly sniffle when they could easily walk to the effin restroom, keep tissue on hand, or use their sleeve.

 

[franklin]

Another driving one: People who do stupid **** and are so completely oblivious that they road rage at you for their own dumb *** mistake.

 

[bigb]

When people call McDonald's "comfort food".

When people say what's up? But don't care for the answer, just say hello like a normal person.

When people assume all girls are bad drivers.

If I clean the while house Sunday, make dinner everynight during the week when we both get home at the same time, it should not be too much to ask that i not be the only one to fold some clothes or put a plate in the darn dishwasher.

Also, I hate when my husband complains that he's tired becaus he has to work so hard because he does physical labor and I just work in an office... We go to work at the same time, get home around the same time, I do most of the kid work, then he goes to bed at nine and I stay up til 12 or so doing online classes and homework, so tell me one more time that you're tired. People who think mental work can't be just as exhausting as physical labor drive me crazy.

Wait a minute. Your husband is physically capable of doing physical labor and he doesn't shovel the snow? WTF?
I do physical labor and my wife doesn't even know where the snow shovel is. I can guarantee she doesn't know how to start the weed eater or lawn mower.
Plus, I do the dishes EVERY NIGHT.

 

[kiri.de.carlos]

Wait a minute. Your husband is physically capable of doing physical labor and he doesn't shovel the snow? WTF?
I do physical labor and my wife doesn't even know where the snow shovel is. I can guarantee she doesn't know how to start the weed eater or lawn mower.
Plus, I do the dishes EVERY NIGHT.

Well, to be fair, he works for the postal service. Last time it super snowed was over the holidays and he was working a crap load of overtime and lucky to get one day off, and I imagine after hucking around packages (literally, they aren't gentle) all day, he didn't have much desire to come home and throw around snow...now though, hours are back to normal so it's just a ploy because he wants a snow blower. I have never mowed the lawn, one day I thought I'd do it to be nice, I used to do it as a teenager for my mom, but I couldn't start the stupid thing, so I can say he's good about doing that.

 

[Siro]

Wait a minute. Your husband is physically capable of doing physical labor and he doesn't shovel the snow? WTF?
I do physical labor and my wife doesn't even know where the snow shovel is. I can guarantee she doesn't know how to start the weed eater or lawn mower.
Plus, I do the dishes EVERY NIGHT.

I just pay people to do this peasant work.

 

[bigb]

Well, to be fair, he works for the postal service. Last time it super snowed was over the holidays and he was working a crap load of overtime and lucky to get one day off, and I imagine after hucking around packages (literally, they aren't gentle) all day, he didn't have much desire to come home and throw around snow...now though, hours are back to normal so it's just a ploy because he wants a snow blower. I have never mowed the lawn, one day I thought I'd do it to be nice, I used to do it as a teenager for my mom, but I couldn't start the stupid thing, so I can say he's good about doing that.

I'll kind of maybe give him a pass. I'm an electrician and I'm on my feet all day going up and down stairs and ladders, pulling wires, working on lights with my hands and arms above my head all day. A man gots to do what a man gots to do.

But in seriousness, whatever works for you guys works. Get yourself a snowblower and have fun. Just remember not to stick your hand down in it to clear it while it's running.

 

[bigb]

I just pay people to do this peasant work.

Well, your majesty, if I we're single I would have the budget to do that too. But I've got a stay at home wife and 5+ kids. That's a long way out of the budget.

 

[Siro]

Well, your majesty, if I we're single I would have the budget to do that too. But I've got a stay at home wife and 5+ kids. That's a long way out of the budget.

I was kidding. Just wanted to fantasize about being that rich for a bit.

 

[bigb]

I was kidding. Just wanted to fantasize about being that rich for a bit.

After I win the powerball this weekend it won't be a fantasy.

 

[Miggs]

Wait a minute. Your husband is physically capable of doing physical labor and he doesn't shovel the snow? WTF?
I do physical labor and my wife doesn't even know where the snow shovel is. I can guarantee she doesn't know how to start the weed eater or lawn mower.
Plus, I do the dishes EVERY NIGHT.

WTF is a weed eater? You mean a weed wacker?

 

[bigb]

WTF is a weed eater? You mean a weed wacker?

I'm assuming we're talking about the same thing.

I grew up calling it a weed eater.

 

[Miggs]

I'm assuming we're talking about the same thing.

I grew up calling it a weed eater.

That ****'s a weed wacker bro. No one calls it a weed eater. No one. 'Cept you and yours.

 

[bigb]

That ****'s a weed wacker bro. No one calls it a weed eater. No one. 'Cept you and yours.

How do you know? I Googled "weed eater" and 4 of the first 5 images were of some variation of this exact thing. Maybe you and yours are the odd ones.

 

[Siro]

That ****'s a weed wacker bro. No one calls it a weed eater. No one. 'Cept you and yours.

It's a Southern thing, I think. When I lived in Virginia, it was often called a weed eater.

 

[Miggs]

How do you know? I Googled "weed eater" and 4 of the first 5 images were of some variation of this exact thing. Maybe you and yours are the odd ones.

Maybe? You've seen my posts over the years, right?

 

[bigb]

Maybe? You've seen my posts over the years, right?

That only strengthens my position that you are the odd one.

 

[Siro]

That only strengthens my position that you are the odd one.

That's his point.

 

[bigb]

That's his point.

Yeah, I know.

 

[fishonjazz]

That ****'s a weed wacker bro. No one calls it a weed eater. No one. 'Cept you and yours.

This

 

[Siro]

This

Not true. I already explained. In fact, type "weed eater" in Google, and you'll get just as many results as "weed wacker"