Grocery carts the size (and style) of Mack Trucks pushed by a soccer mom who's dumped her five kids in the front "seat", all of whom are loudly arguing over who gets to "control" the steering wheel, while said mom is attempting to push the behemoth cart one-handed while she converses on her phone with the dog groomer trying to decide which dandruff treatment is best for Fufi.
DO NOT attempt to do any sort of grocery shopping today folks. It'll raise your BP to dangerous levels. I did not realize THIS is the holiday weekend!