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Stupid Pet Peeves

fishonjazz said:
People who think that the louder thier car, truck, or motorcycle is.... the cooler it is.
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I'm not a big fan of loud vehicles myself, but as a long time motorcyclist I favor loud pipes on bikes. Some are excessive, but I purposely modified my pipes to make them louder. Not because I thought it was cool, but because it helps other drivers to be aware of a motorcycle in their vicinity. And it worked. After making the change, the amount of drivers unwittingly moving into a space already occupied by me and my bike dropped dramatically.
 
TroutBum said:
Bikers who don't stop at stop signs.
Bikers that think they're cars and ride in the road. If you want to be a car, then go the speed limit, *** face.
Bikers who actually wear all that spandex gear.
Bikers who use the roads and don't pay anything extra. Morons that ride in the road need to register their bikes and pay like the rest of us.

I H8 BIKERS. All of them. I want them to die.
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Well your's was certainly more colorful than my bicyclist rant. Well done.
 
PKM said:
Well your's was certainly more colorful than my bicyclist rant. Well done.
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You inspired me. Did I mention that I hate bikers? Because I do. I always honk and point/laugh when I see one of those buffoons sitting on the side of the road changing out a flat tire or trying to fix a broken chain.
 
TroutBum said:
Bikers who don't stop at stop signs.
Bikers that think they're cars and ride in the road. If you want to be a car, then go the speed limit, *** face.
Bikers who actually wear all that spandex gear.
Bikers who use the roads and don't pay anything extra. Morons that ride in the road need to register their bikes and pay like the rest of us.

I H8 BIKERS. All of them. I want them to die.
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That could be a nice source of revenue for the government.
 
fishonjazz said:
I hate it when someone holds the door open for me and im still 10 feet away from the door. I feel like i have to hurry now so they dont have to stand there holding the door, and then i have to say thank you even though i never wanted the door held open for me in the first place.
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I live for this. I love watching the stupid "gotta half-run, half-walk" move that guys do. A bunch of ****ing morans trying to look fast. I don't hold the door for guys because I'm a gentleman. I do it because it gives me sadistic entertainment to watch the shuffle.
 
YB85 said:
I live for this. I love watching the stupid "gotta half-run, half-walk" move that guys do. A bunch of ****ing morans trying to look fast. I don't hold the door for guys because I'm a gentleman. I do it because it gives me sadistic entertainment to watch the shuffle.
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I do not shuffle or hurry. If they are holding it open for me that is a sign that they are willing to wait the 2 - 5 seconds it will take for me to get there.
 
I'll hold the door, then, if they take their time getting to me, I give them a quick smirk and just walk away and let them open the door themselves .. Multiple wrongs there .. But I am what I am.
 
YB85 said:
I live for this. I love watching the stupid "gotta half-run, half-walk" move that guys do. A bunch of ****ing morans trying to look fast. I don't hold the door for guys because I'm a gentleman. I do it because it gives me sadistic entertainment to watch the shuffle.
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Stoked said:
I do not shuffle or hurry. If they are holding it open for me that is a sign that they are willing to wait the 2 - 5 seconds it will take for me to get there.
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I only hurry when I'm in a crosswalk at an intersection and there are cars waiting for me to cross. This leads a to another pet peeve: people who are slow as snails when crossing the street.
 
fishonjazz said:
People who let thier KIDS roam the neighborhood and then cry to the news when it gets shot.

Sounds silly huh? Well some peoples dogs are thier kids.
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I'm cool with this. When my kid bites your leg and craps on your lawn, I give you permission to shoot him.
 
nightmare3983 said:
I only hurry when I'm in a crosswalk at an intersection and there are cars waiting for me to cross. This leads a to another pet peeve: people who are slow as snails when crossing the street.
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And exit a non-intersection crosswalk halfway through so their slow path is as long as possible. Do that to me and you're getting buzzed.
 
franklin said:
And exit a non-intersection crosswalk halfway through so their slow path is as long as possible. Do that to me and you're getting buzzed.
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Yeah, I hate people that walk diagonally across your path when you are politely waiting for them to get to the other side of the street. Wal Mart parking lots are great places to observe this.
 
Drives me crazy when people at the grocery store are too lazy to take there cart to the cart return thing and just leave it out in the parking lot. Makes someone's crappy job even crappier.
 
Im pretty sure all of my pet peeves have to do with parking lots, now that I think about it.

I always park way far out in the parking lot when I go places. I do this because I am a spazz about not wanting door dings on my car and because I'd rather just park the first place I see and start walking instead of driving around in circles looking for a close spot. Getting to the pet peeve part, I'd say about 1/3 of the time when I park waaaay out in the parking lot somebody parks right next to me. I'm pretty sure that people do this to bug weird people like me since there are 15 open spots in either direction that they could park in and not be by another car. Either that, or it is a girl. For whatever reason girls brains shut off the moment they enter a parking lot.
 
NAOS said:
#2
^ people that care too much about their cars ^
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Its not even about the car really. I drive a basic car (08' Subaru) and I did the same thing with my old 92' civic. To me it's like someone invading my personal space, or peeing in a stall right next to me when there is 5 others available.
 
Guys who wear small or medium shirts. You skinny little ******** always get a great selection of shirts on clearance, whereas people who are bigger (or in my case, fatter) have a much smaller selection in the L and XL sizes.

Edit: I'm surprised that got filtered.
 
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