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Stupid Pet Peeves

I like BYU, but not to the point of being obnoxious about it.

Stupidly obnoxious fans that hate another team and their fans simply because they are another team.

Except lakers, Nuggets, Raiders and Giants (baseball) fans and teams. F them
 

Cute article. I guess, in a way, I can kinda relate to this. Whenever I see some fat little snot-nosed brat, covered in freckles and food smeared all over his face, running around and screaming in a public place, I wonder if anybody would notice if I snapped his neck. Would I be arrested for murder, or would people cheer and brand me a hero for bringing back some peace and quiet into their lives? You see, I can never imagine, in any way, loving such a hideous creature, who, by the looks of his face, is probably the offspring of brother and sister. I couldn't do it, but I'm certainly not going to tell his father/uncle and mother/aunt that they shouldn't love him, and I would guess they would probably go to great lengths to fight back against anyone who tried to harm the little monster.

So, to be honest, I don't really care whether or not anybody agrees with me on how much I should or shouldn't value my dogs life. All they really need to know, is the second they decide to start throwing bullets in that direction, the value of their own life suddenly becomes about the same as a plug nickel. I suspect they may gain a new perspective when their nut sack is removed by a blast from my 12 guage.

I'm cool with this. When my kid bites your leg and craps on your lawn, I give you permission to shoot him.

What about throwing rocks at windows and setting things on fire? Can I shoot him then? On second thought, it's probably better safe than sorry. Don't worry, though. You can always make a new kid.
 
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I will have to agree with the majority of posts here. XD

My pet peeves:
People that bring 50 items to a 20 item lane in Walmart.
People that drive around in circles over and over in the parking lot looking for the closest spot.
People with raised up trucks who think they own the road.
People that text and drive and think its cool.
Liars who continue to lie in your face even when you call them out.
16 & pregnant, jersey shore, MTV.
People who complain that their jobs suck, but won't even consider going to college.
Girls that yap about being fat, when they are not.
People that get offended by everything, especially those that try to speak for others.
Picky eaters.
Insanely fat people who stroll around on machines.
People that cheat on pc games.
People that buy things they cannot afford.
People that never read the news and lack basic knowledge in world/U.S. history.
facebook.

I know that's a lot of people, right?
 
I will have to agree with the majority of posts here. XD

My pet peeves:
People that bring 50 items to a 20 item lane in Walmart.
People that drive around in circles over and over in the parking lot looking for the closest spot.
People with raised up trucks who think they own the road.
People that text and drive and think its cool.
Liars who continue to lie in your face even when you call them out.
16 & pregnant, jersey shore, MTV.
People who complain that their jobs suck, but won't even consider going to college.
Girls that yap about being fat, when they are not.
People that get offended by everything, especially those that try to speak for others.
Picky eaters.
Insanely fat people who stroll around on machines.
People that cheat on pc games.
People that buy things they cannot afford.
People that never read the news and lack basic knowledge in world/U.S. history.
facebook.

I know that's a lot of people, right?

People with ridiculously raised trucks are the biggest douches in the world.
 
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Its not even about the car really. I drive a basic car (08' Subaru) and I did the same thing with my old 92' civic. To me it's like someone invading my personal space, or peeing in a stall right next to me when there is 5 others available.

Man I hate when people don't leave a space between you and them at a urinal when there's plenty of extra stalls. Same with the ****ters. If I'm not mid-poop I'll change stalls.
 
Are you sh***ing me? That's pretty extremo

I think I became extra sensitive to this stuff when I lived on a Navy ship. A little bit of personal space was worth a lot.
 
I think I became extra sensitive to this stuff when I lived on a Navy ship. A little bit of personal space was worth a lot.

Never been on a military ship, but I did have to use one of the old army latrines once, where all they have is a bench with about 20 holes to sit on, and nothing deviding them. Of all the the things that make soilders flip out and go on a shooting spree, I would think being forced to sit buttcheek to buttcheek would be right at the top of the list.
 
Never been on a military ship, but I did have to use one of the old army latrines once, where all they have is a bench with about 20 holes to sit on, and nothing deviding them. Of all the the things that makes soilders flip out and go on a shooting spree, I would think being forced to sit buttcheek to buttcheek would be right at the top of the list.

Yeah, I hate when you go to piss at a public restroom during a sporting event (I'm looking at you Tiger Stadium) and all they have is the wide open troughs. You walk in and seen a billion old dude dicks.
 
pissing in the open and sh***ing in the open are totally different for me. I need my privacy for the latter, but I wouldn't move stalls if someone went to the stall next to mine.
 
What about throwing rocks at windows and setting things on fire? Can I shoot him then? On second thought, it's probably better safe than sorry. Don't worry, though. You can always make a new kid.

That doesn't make any sense. Dogs can't throw rocks. Stay on topic here.
 
I hate people parking in the fire lane at grocery stores where there is barely enough room for two cars to pass. Now everyone has to go one at a time just so your lazy *** could drop daddy off at the front and not bother finding a parking stall. I used to pick up the wayward carts and haul them in front of these vehicles, and would sometimes tip them over if they weren't looking so they wouldn't see it when they drive off. It's funny how pissed off these lazy asses would get that they had to move 12 feet to get the cart out their way.
 
Drives me crazy when people at the grocery store are too lazy to take there cart to the cart return thing and just leave it out in the parking lot. Makes someone's crappy job even crappier.

I was leaving a Harmon's one afternoon and was followed out the door by a woman, small and probably in her mid 60s. She had a shopping cart. I did not. I got into my truck and noticed that she was parked right next to me, and was loading her groceries into her trunk. Her shopping cart was blocking me from backing out, so, patient as I am sometimes, I decided to wait it out. She finished loading, then proceeded to move the cart directly behind my truck and leave it there. Then she got into her car and started to back out. I was incredulous, of course, because there is no way she could have missed me getting into the vehicle right next to hers. I honked my horn but she just drove off, either oblivious or completely uncaring.

It probably really only carved an extra 3 minutes out of my life, but I still feel irritated when I relate the story.
 
I was leaving a Harmon's one afternoon and was followed out the door by a woman, small and probably in her mid 60s. She had a shopping cart. I did not. I got into my truck and noticed that she was parked right next to me, and was loading her groceries into her trunk. Her shopping cart was blocking me from backing out, so, patient as I am sometimes, I decided to wait it out. She finished loading, then proceeded to move the cart directly behind my truck and leave it there. Then she got into her car and started to back out. I was incredulous, of course, because there is no way she could have missed me getting into the vehicle right next to hers. I honked my horn but she just drove off, either oblivious or completely uncaring.

It probably really only carved an extra 3 minutes out of my life, but I still feel irritated when I relate the story.


I admit to being a jerk once at Walmart and leaving my cart behind the vehicle next to mine when I left. Then, as I was getting ready to leave, someone walking toward the store stopped behind my car and started waving his arms and yelling unintelligibly. He then proceeded to move the cart behind my car and continue on his way. After waiting a couple of minutes, I cautiously got out of my car and moved the cart to where I left it originally. I wasn't going to be intimidated by some random weirdo in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
 
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