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Stupid Pet Peeves


I'll give myself a C on my predictive prowess. I thought for sure somebody would make a dick joke out of that while typing it, but all I got was somebody implying that I was making a dick joke.

No, but really, I think corn mutates the properties of mustard or something, because I usually hate mustard, but on corn it's unreal. And none of that honey mustard BS either. Just straight mustard, holmes.
 
A salesperson at a store or dealership thats says 'What can I sell you today."

People that rip Dave Ramsey by saying "Better than I deserve" when asked how they are.

People who think Costa Vida is better than Cafe Rio.

A kid who wears a Patriots jersey and a Yankees hat.
 
people who feel entitled to tell others how to feel..

That's more like it.

People are mostly just starting to say stuff they dislike rather than an actual pet peeve. A pet peeve is a small thing that is done that many may simply ignore, but it bugs you to no end.
 
Salespeople who think they have to qualify you for a purchase before wasting their time with you. I didn't want to talk to you anyway, ****er. How again do you think prying into my personal finances & wasting a **** load of my time is going to help you make a sell? Sales is all about building rapport so why do you obnoxious cardboard cutout sales ****s do everything possible to annoy me within the first three minutes of invading my space?

To all you wannabe young sales people, I know they tell you to do this but it's completely obnoxious & the antithesis of everything that actually helps you assist a sale.






BTW bitch, it was franklin who left an upper decker in your dry toilet today. I wiped in the house next door & shoved the wads down the unfinished ventilation (just kidding about that part).
 
Salespeople who think they have to qualify you for a purchase before wasting their time with you. I didn't want to talk to you anyway, ****er. How again do you think prying into my personal finances & wasting a **** load of my time is going to help you make a sell? Sales is all about building rapport so why do you obnoxious cardboard cutout sales ****s do everything possible to annoy me within the first three minutes of invading my space?

To all you wannabe young sales people, I know they tell you to do this but it's completely obnoxious & the antithesis of everything that actually helps you assist a sale.






BTW bitch, it was franklin who left an upper decker in your dry toilet today. I wiped in the house next door & shoved the wads down the unfinished ventilation (just kidding about that part).

Is this a secret admission that you look like a cheap bum?
 
non-tailored suits
men who wear $2000 suits with 50 dollar loafers
TroutBum
old 1%ers from Kentucky
Americans
Canadians
Muslims
Teenagers
BYU
the Utes
Hantlers
 
Open container laws followed up by no drinking in public laws. It's really obnoxious that I have to sneak my drinking in when riding to Bees & Jazz games.

Does anyone know what a first offense will typically cost? I just looked up the fine & it's about the same as a first time DUIer, which is pretty ****ed up IMO.
 
I don't think disliking ****ty salsa can be considered a pet peeve.

People are mostly just starting to say stuff they dislike rather than an actual pet peeve. A pet peeve is a small thing that is done that many may simply ignore, but it bugs you to no end.

Didn't you read the title of this topic? This is the STUPID Pet Peeves topic; it's not like we're looking for winner of the Pulitzer Prize of Pet Peeves.
 
Open container laws followed up by no drinking in public laws. It's really obnoxious that I have to sneak my drinking in when riding to Bees & Jazz games.

Does anyone know what a first offense will typically cost? I just looked up the fine & it's about the same as a first time DUIer, which is pretty ****ed up IMO.

That would surprise me. I thought it was like $180 or something. Underage ticket is like $500.
 
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