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Super Bowl XLV

TroutBum said:
Terrific read, and well done.

I watched maybe 10 minutes total of this game. I loved the NFL and MLB when I was a kid, but I just can't take it anymore. Sadly, the NBA is close behind. I'm turning into Carolina Jazz... !
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It's like porn, dude. You can't just look at the Sears' catalog forever. You're burned out watching guys smack each other around in pads, so you've moved on to MMA. It's a natural progression. Eventually you'll start wishing you were living in Roman times when you could have gone to an arena and watched some fools get chopped up. Your wife may not believe in dinosaurs, but you're turning into one right before her eyes.

BYU basketball is the only thing that has been catching my attention for the past few months. I didn't watch any of the NFL playoffs outside of the SB. Even the Jazz, I'm probably only watching 1 out of 5 or less right now, when it would've have been strange 5 years ago for me to miss a game.
 
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Duck Rodgers said:
It's like porn, dude. You can't just look at the Sears' catalog forever. You're burned out watching guys smack each other around in pads, so you've moved on to MMA. It's a natural progression. Eventually you'll start wishing you were living in Roman times when you could have gone to an arena and watched some fools get chopped up. Your wife may not believe in dinosaurs, but you're turning into one right before her eyes.

BYU basketball is the only thing that has been catching my attention for the past few months. I didn't watch any of the NFL playoffs outside of the SB. Even the Jazz, I'm probably only watching 1 out of 5 or less right now, when it would've have been strange 5 years ago for me to miss a game.
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If this was coming from anyone but you, I might perk up.
 
TroutBum said:
I just realized that my Comcast package has the NHL channel. I've never been this pleased.
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As a Penquins fan I'd welcome you, just shave your chest and you'd look and could be the mascot

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Are you kidding me? GO FLYERS! I watched them play Calgary the other night and was booing that black dude through my TV. The Pen's fans are typically steers and ******, and you don't much look like a steer, so that kind of narrows it down.
 
Hockey is gleeful, jovial, sprightly, blithe, airy, light-hearted, vivacious and frolicsome.
 
Bronco70 said:
Hockey is gleeful, jovial, sprightly, blithe, airy, light-hearted, vivacious and frolicsome.
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I agree. I took Sloan to the Grizzlies game the other night and we sat right on the glass, caught a puck, and had a fight break out right in front of us. We sat right where the Grizz come out of the tunnel and almost every player would tap the glass with their fist or stick and smile at Sloan as they took the ice. Their mascot is pretty bad *** too, and spent a decent amount of time farting around with her.

Forgive the quality, as this is my first attempt at doing anything like this. I know, I fail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a366jeGkkME
 
TroutBum said:
I agree. I took Sloan to the Grizzlies game the other night and we sat right on the glass, caught a puck, and had a fight break out right in front of us. We sat right where the Grizz come out of the tunnel and almost every player would tap the glass with their fist or stick and smile at Sloan as they took the ice. Their mascot is pretty bad *** too, and spent a decent amount of time farting around with her.

Forgive the quality, as this is my first attempt at doing anything like this. I know, I fail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a366jeGkkME
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Your daughter is cute. Are you sure she's yours?
 
Bronco70 said:
Is Sloan her name for realz? That is one of the coolest names a girl could have.
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Are you serious? Of course that's her name. Her first words were, "Go Cougs!" followed by, "Go Jazz!". My wife won't admit to that, but it's the truth.
 
Sorry, that was a bit tongue-in-cheek. I was trying to emphasize how cool I thought that name was.

Seriously tho, that name was on the short list when my wife and I first decided to have children. But 2 boys, no girls, so it went unused.
 
Bronco70 said:
Sorry, that was a bit tongue-in-cheek. I was trying to emphasize how cool I thought that name was.

Seriously tho, that name was on the short list when my wife and I first decided to have children. But 2 boys, no girls, so it went unused.
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You son of a bitch...

I'm 0-3 in the "Make a boy or else it'll be obvious to the world that you have no balls" department. It's always the feminine guys that have boys, I swear.
 
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