Taylor Hendricks Hype Thread

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I got a million of em. I smoked a beetle once cause me and my friend figured it must be full of thc since it had been hanging out with us in the ford bronco that we had been hotboxing for like an hour. Smoked bowls with some vampires (goths) on the roof of the old crematoriam down by the capitol building while high on acid. (we had a bonfire going on the roof too lol. And the cops showed up to that one as well and took my friend to jail. He went to jail high on acid. poor dude.) Dousing a bandana in scotchguard and tying it around my head over my nose and mouth until losing consciousness. Got "smoked in" (rather than jumped in) to SMP (smoke more pot) lol.
i could go on for quite a while.

Haha, you and I would have gotten along very well in high school. One of my friends read something about nutmeg getting you high so we tried it and it was insanely difficult to choke down with a drink. After a few hours nothing happened so we thought it was a joke but later that night I was pulling out of a gas station and suddenly it hit me and I was ripped and could barely drive. Then the next morning I was violently ill.

 

[fishonjazz]

Haha, you and I would have gotten along very well in high school. One of my friends read something about nutmeg getting you high so we tried it and it was insanely difficult to choke down with a drink. After a few hours nothing happened so we thought it was a joke but later that night I was pulling out of a gas station and suddenly it hit me and I was ripped and could barely drive. Then the next morning I was violently ill.

Lol. Nice. Guinea pig ****.
One time this drug dealer said we could have a bunch of mushrooms that were left at the bottom of what was a huge bag (so it was a shank. Really fine/ground up) for free if my friend and I would snort it rather than eat it. So we did. Didn't do anything but give us hella boogers. I also smoked shrooms and didn't think it did much.
Drank a bottle of vanilla extract once because it is 35% alcohol (same as jagermeister) and got pretty trashed. Horrible hangover though.
Smoked juniper berries because someone said they get ya high. I smoked a ton of em. Enough to be certain that they dont get you high.
Mixed southern comfort with a nearly full bottle of nyquil and drank it. I call that one The Nightmare for good reasons.
Put my mouth inside a car gas tank opening and huffed. Got sick and high.
Ate a fetanyl patch once. The kind you stick to your body and is time released to ease pain. Of anything and everything I have ever done, and I have done almost everything, that got me more messed up than anything else i ever did. Smoking raw liquid opium from iran with an iranian dude came close.

Guinea pig **** is the worst ****.

 

[Engorged On Unborn Gore]

Fish, I'm just glad you're still kickin it.

Speaking of missed rides, acid trips, and the future of TH:


View: https://youtu.be/neJ1-iozVQA?feature=shared

 

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Lol. Nice. Guinea pig ****.
One time this drug dealer said we could have a bunch of mushrooms that were left at the bottom of what was a huge bag (so it was a shank. Really fine/ground up) for free if my friend and I would snort it rather than eat it. So we did. Didn't do anything but give us hella boogers. I also smoked shrooms and didn't think it did much.
Drank a bottle of vanilla extract once because it is 35% alcohol (same as jagermeister) and got pretty trashed. Horrible hangover though.
Smoked juniper berries because someone said they get ya high. I smoked a ton of em. Enough to be certain that they dont get you high.
Mixed southern comfort with a nearly full bottle of nyquil and drank it. I call that one The Nightmare for good reasons.
Put my mouth inside a car gas tank opening and huffed. Got sick and high.
Ate a fetanyl patch once. The kind you stick to your body and is time released to ease pain. Of anything and everything I have ever done, and I have done almost everything, that got me more messed up than anything else i ever did. Smoking raw liquid opium from iran with an iranian dude came close.

Guinea pig **** is the worst ****.

Hahaha, I definitely wasn't your level of guinea pig. For the most it was just a lot of weed and beer with the occasional other thing mixed in. Some of the sessions we had boxing my car were crazy. One time we were having a long session and suddenly the lighter wouldn't work so we tried a bunch of other lighters that were in the car and none would work. Then we open the door to let some oxygen in and all 4 lighters worked just fine.

 

[fishonjazz]

Hahaha, I definitely wasn't your level of guinea pig. For the most it was just a lot of weed and beer with the occasional other thing mixed in. Some of the sessions we had boxing my car were crazy. One time we were having a long session and suddenly the lighter wouldn't work so we tried a bunch of other lighters that were in the car and none would work. Then we open the door to let some oxygen in and all 4 lighters worked just fine.

I'm glad you brought that up. That is serious hotboxing especially in a car where there are some gaps and cracks. You got really be smoking to eliminate the oxygen in there

We had a friend who had made a hotbox room. It was badass. He had basically dug out a rectangle shaped tunnel right into and through the foundation of his home. It was like 12 feet deep and 4 feet high and 4 feet wide or so. He put an airtight door on there. Put some of those psychedelic pictures that glow in black light and put some black lights in there.
I remember running out of oxygen in there a few times to where the lighters wouldn't light. At that point everyone would take a big breath and hold it. Then the dude closest to the door would open the door and everyone would try to exit while holding that breath. Since you are coming from a sitting position to standing and exiting a room with no oxygen while holding your breath the goal is to make it to a couch or chair or whatever without passing out. If you were closer to the door you had a huge advantage.

I remember one time we had it more full than I ever saw. Like 12 people or something packed in there. Lighters stopped working, everyone took their big breath, door opened and people started to exit. I was near the back of the room. I remember exiting the room and tripping over bodies. There were like 3 or 4 people passed out near the exit.
I will admit. I cheated. I let my breath out and took another before I exited the room.

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[framer]

I just lost sooooooooo much respect for the police, lmao, three cops to bring it two snot nosed kids on bikes. So that’s how my hard earned tax $ are used, sad. Idiots!!

Edit: I’m imagining the smith’s employee watching you get caught walking away saying who’s laughing now. Lol

Yeah, but look how Fish turned out. Think of it as an investment. . .

 

[fishonjazz]

Hahaha, I definitely wasn't your level of guinea pig. For the most it was just a lot of weed and beer with the occasional other thing mixed in. Some of the sessions we had boxing my car were crazy. One time we were having a long session and suddenly the lighter wouldn't work so we tried a bunch of other lighters that were in the car and none would work. Then we open the door to let some oxygen in and all 4 lighters worked just fine.

When you said the occasional other thing mixed in I took it literally and it made me think of a primo (a bowl of weed with cocaine sprinkled on top. Or a joint with cocaine mixed in). Those were my favorite

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[fishonjazz]

Yeah, but look how Fish turned out. Think of it as an investment. . .

Cops and teachers got the toughest jobs. I have a hard time hating on them too much
Every interaction a cop has with someone throughout their shift is a negative one. If you are calling the cops it's because something bad happened and you are upset about. If the cops get called on you then you are worried about getting in trouble. If a cop pulls you over you are instantly pissed.

I kinda understand some of the police brutality stuff. Their job is really ****** even when it isn't dangerous and it's often dangerous too. And the pay ain't that great.

Teachers also have it really rough and don't get paid very good and get a lot of flack/hate.

So despite some bad experiences with cops and zero good experiences with them, I'm still gonna lay off em give praise and thanks to them. I don't want to do what they do. No way in hell. I'm glad someone will do it.

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[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Bruh cops have killed preteens for less.

So has man kind

 

[Fosto]

Cops and teachers got the toughest jobs. I have a hard time hating on them too much
Every interaction a cop has with someone throughout their shift is a negative one. If you are calling the cops it's because something bad happened and you are upset about. If the cops get called on you then you are worried about getting in trouble. If a cop pulls you over you are instantly pissed.

I kinda understand some of the police brutality stuff. Their job is really ****** even when it isn't dangerous and it's often dangerous too. And the pay ain't that great.

Teachers also have it really rough and don't get paid very good and get a lot of flack/hate.

So despite some bad experiences with cops and zero good experiences with them, I'm still gonna lay off em give praise and thanks to them. I don't want to do what they do. No way in hell. I'm glad someone will do it.

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I've never been a developed country where the police treats the people as badly as American cops do.

 

[Elizah Huge]

I've never been a developed country where the police treats the people as badly as American cops do.

The police detained my pregnant wife once during a regular traffic stop because she "didn’t look like her ID picture" mind you she had a lip piercing that she doesn’t have anymore and that’s what they based it off of.

 

[fishonjazz]

I've never been a developed country where the police treats the people as badly as American cops do.

IDK, maybe I'm just used to it.
Kind like I think it's insane how many guns there are in America but at the same time I'm not really phased by it anymore. I grew up around guns and still have guns today so you can just kind of go numb to it. I grew up around police brutality and saw it on the regular and kind of got used to it I guess. Don't know any other way.

I'm also way too glass half full and trusting.
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[Isaiah 1:13]

The crematory story has a lot elements.
We were smoking weed in our minivan in a parking lot and some dudes from Missouri came and knocked on our window. They were looking for weed and couldn't find any. So they offered us their acid (like 15 hits of acid!) for our small bag of weed (probably like a dime bad worth).
We said yes to that deal so fast. Someone in our group knew where this old crematory was and we decided to drop acid and go there.

When the cops were walking us back to our minivan (it was a pretty long trail through some forest from what I remember) I still had like 7 hits of acid in my pocket and took them out and dropped them on the trail in an area that I thought I might be able to remember and come back to.
The next day I went to find the acid I dropped and had no clue where the hell we had even parked or where that crematory was. Never found the acid. Probably some squirrels found it and ate it and overdosed or something lol.

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Wow! I gotta say though that I watched Cocaine Bear earlier this year expecting a laugh fest and it turned out to be more of a gore fest. Elizabeth Banks should prolly stick to cougar rom-coms imo.

Squirrels on Acid has got to be at least PG 13!

 

[Fosto]

The police detained my pregnant wife once during a regular traffic stop because she "didn’t look like her ID picture" mind you she had a lip piercing that she doesn’t have anymore and that’s what they based it off of.

It's absolutely outrageous how badly they treat people on regular basis, as standard procedure. It baffles me that a lot of people seem perfectly sympathetic to the foot on their neck.

 

[fishonjazz]

It's absolutely outrageous how badly they treat people on regular basis, as standard procedure. It baffles me that a lot of people seem perfectly sympathetic to the foot on their neck.

To be fair. I personally have never had the foot on my neck without some wrongdoing on my part first.

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[Fosto]

To be fair. I personally have never had the foot on my neck without some wrongdoing on my part first.

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Do you feel safe interacting with the police? Because I sure don't. And there's nothing less American than that.

 

[fishonjazz]

Do you feel safe interacting with the police? Because I sure don't. And there's nothing less American than that.

I mean when I have called them when my bike was stolen or my car was broken into I felt perfectly safe. Nothing was really done in either case (not much they could really do) but they were nice and they seemed to care and try to find out who had done it and whatnot.

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[Elizah Huge]

To be fair. I personally have never had the foot on my neck without some wrongdoing on my part first.

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I mean you got slammed into a wall for mooning someone. That is absolutely outrageous. Not even mentioning the fact you were a teenager.

 

[Fosto]

I mean when I have called them when my bike was stolen or my car was broken into I felt perfectly safe. Nothing was really done in either case (not much they could really do) but they were nice and they seemed to care and try to find out who had done it and whatnot.

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For me, each time I so much as get pulled over, it feels like I'm dealing with a bully who can decide to ruin my day/week/life for any arbitrary reason they feel like. You said they have the toughest job along with teachers. I've never felt this way dealing with a teacher.

 

[fishonjazz]

I mean you got slammed into a wall for mooning someone. That is absolutely outrageous. Not even mentioning the fact you were a teenager.

Ya but I either said or insinuated that we had a history. He had been after me for other things and just hadn't caught me. And yes what he did was wrong. He was a bad cop without a doubt. I saw other things he did that confirmed it.
I think he was more of the exception than the rule though.

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