The 2010 summer mulligan.

[VINYLONE]

Carol Bozzer? Great.

 

[sirkickyass]

Pony? But, but... you always take Archie for a ride on here.

He's no fun anymore. He seems to think we're actually enemies.

 

[NUMBERICA]

2010 Mulligan revised

-Jazz win the draft lottery and do something amazing with the pick like trade it for Blake Griffin
-Jazz sign and trade Boozer for Dwight Howard
-AK goes back to Russia after receiving a $0 buyout and we trade Memo to Minnesota or something and take back no salary
-Jazz re-sign Korver for cheap and Matthews for free
-Lebron signs a discount-rate contract with the Jazz and is a hero
-The Jazz go back in time to prevent the signing of Gail Goodrich (and subsequent pick forfeited, one of them becoming), Magic Johnson hops in the time machine to bask in AIDS-free glory in the utopian society of millennial championship Salt Lake City.
-Karl Malone makes a few more free throws in the finals
-Dick Bavetta dies in a horrible beastiality/incest accident sometime before 1997.
-Michael Jordan decides he likes baseball more than basketball and becomes a no-name minor leaguer.
-I invented facebook, extenze, and radiohead and am ****ing awesome.

In that order.

 

[LogGrad98]

2010 Mulligan revised

-Jazz win the draft lottery and do something amazing with the pick like trade it for Blake Griffin
-Jazz sign and trade Boozer for Dwight Howard
-AK goes back to Russia after receiving a $0 buyout and we trade Memo to Minnesota or something and take back no salary
-Jazz re-sign Korver for cheap and Matthews for free
-Lebron signs a discount-rate contract with the Jazz and is a hero
-The Jazz go back in time to prevent the signing of Gail Goodrich (and subsequent pick forfeited, one of them becoming), Magic Johnson hops in the time machine to bask in AIDS-free glory in the utopian society of millennial championship Salt Lake City.
-Karl Malone makes a few more free throws in the finals
-Dick Bavetta dies in a horrible beastiality/incest accident sometime before 1997.
-Michael Jordan decides he likes baseball more than basketball and becomes a no-name minor leaguer.
-I invented facebook, extenze, and radiohead and am ****ing awesome.

In that order.

I thought this happened but he was brought back from the dead by a kiss from Charles Barkley.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

I'd also like world peace, a million dollars, and a pony.

Shouldn't that million dollars come in due time for you?