There is a place called Dixies BBQ in Seattle, they have this special concoction called "The Man Sauce", no its not *****, well it might have some in it but if it does its minimal. Anyways, I thought I was a tough guy until I put too much of it on my sandwich, by too much I mean less than a teaspoon on a large brisket sandwich. I thought the only way to escape my agony would be to amputate my tongue. I ended up crying for about 20 minutes, my face was drenched in sweat, everyone was laughing at me, it sucked.