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From Trey Burke's Wiki:
On October 12, Burke suffered a severe allergic reaction and went into a state of anaphylactic shock after passing the ball to a an open teammate. The ball was then tested for traces of allergens, but none were found. Ultimately, after much due-diligence by the Jazz medical staff, it was concluded that Trey Burke was in fact allergic to the act of passing. The Jazz were in a state of limbo at the point guard position once again. Desperate, and with the season starting, the team once again employed the shadow of Jamaal Tinsley to man the position as Trey was moved to the inactive list as he sought help from the NBA's finest sports psychologists. Finally, after weeks of failed treatment, Jazz coach Tyrone Corbin decided enough was enough and began tinkering with his coloring, I mean playbook in order to implement the young rookie as a spot-up shooter while teammate Gordon Hayward ran the point. On November 12, the Jazz announced that Burke had only been cleared to begin individual drills, that he would be reevaluated November 25 and that Tinsley had been waived.[226][227] Jazz head coach Tyrone Corbin reported that by November 13 Burke was dribbling a basketball painfree.[228] On November 20, Burke announced he would make his career debut against the New Orleans Pelicans for the 1–11 Jazz, but he was not expected to start.[229]


From Alec Burks wiki:
Burks was selected with the 12th overall pick in the 2011 NBA draft by the Utah Jazz.[2] In his rookie season, he averaged 7.2 points in 13.2 minutes per game. The Jazz made the playoffs, but they were swept by the San Antonio Spurs in the first round. In his first career playoff game, he scored 6 points.

In Burks' sophomore year, he sat out 18 games because of a severe lip injury, specifically chapped ones caused from excessive licking in post game interviews. [3]

On January 13, 2014, Burks scored a career high 34 points in a win over the Denver Nuggets.[4]

From Favors' Wiki:

On April 9, 2010, Derrick Favors announced he would forgo his final three years of college eligibility to enter the 2010 NBA Draft.[8] The New Jersey Nets drafted him 3rd overall.
On February 23, 2011, Favors was traded, along with Devin Harris and two first round draft picks to the Utah Jazz for Deron Williams.[9]
On October 19, 2013, Favors signed a four-year contract extension with the Jazz, but has yet to live up the value it denoted




I'm looking over Gordon's and Kanter's pages and they seem to be unscathed. Same with Corbin. Interesting. Frank, is this you?
 
Yawn-fest. Someone in Orem is walking around with a little spring in their step this morning.
 
The mods should go compare their IP logs with the IP logs of the person making the changes and see if they happen to match up with any users here. I wouldn't be surprised...
 
Yawn-fest. Someone in Orem is walking around with a little spring in their step this morning.

It wasn't me..


The mods should go compare their IP logs with the IP logs of the person making the changes and see if they happen to match up with any users here. I wouldn't be surprised...

The same IP made all the changes this time. It comes to us from Dallas, Texas, so my guess is HeavenHarris.
 
The mods should go compare their IP logs with the IP logs of the person making the changes and see if they happen to match up with any users here. I wouldn't be surprised...

Done (Alec Burks article). And yes, it does match a user here. I was about to post which user, but then I realized that would essentially be giving you their IP address which might be a violation of their privacy, so I guess I'll stop there.
 
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