I'm not responsible for your inability to read simple English.
Nor am I responsible for your rush to condemn on grounds of racism and sexism and your tendancy to spin.
I'm not responsible for your inability to read simple English.
Nor am I responsible for your rush to condemn on grounds of racism and sexism and your tendancy to spin.
I would never hold you accountable for a lack of ability on your part. It's not your fault you can't read. It's only your fault you revel in your lack of ability.
I think there's a joke or two in here somewhere
Why do women lie about their height? That's never made sense to me. And I'm not talking about Internet women. I'm talking about....you're 6'2" or 6'3"....some girl is standing next to you talking....height comes up for whatever reason and she's clearly about a foot shorter than you, but in her mind she's (5'8"). They are always 5'8".
I'm 5'7"
So does that mean you're 5'4" IRL?
i mentioned "not trying" which leads to gaining weight. My wife has had two kids, her body doesn't look the same as when we were married. But she exercises and is always trying to look good for me. i never come home and she is still in her pajamas or has she stopped wearing makeup or jewelery..etc. she still "tries" for me. Keeping a marriage happy is doing all the stuff you do when you are in the dating scene and courting your partner.
Like with me i still try to impress her by dressing nice, working hard, exercising, always trying to make her laugh, opening her door for her etc. I still do my best to continue courting her.
I know several friends wives have stopped trying. They don't get ready, gain weight by not exercising. Don't wear make up...etc. Some of them have cheated on their wives but it was not just purely sexual. When women don't feel the need to "impress" their man is a kick in the ego. And vice versa im sure. If a woman isn't getting attention from her husband she makes look elsewhere.
So if my wife stopped trying and let herself go i totally agree that would be really hard. I'm not justifying the cheating i'm just saying both people in the relationship need to make the others feel worthy and wanted.
With shoes on, standing on a milk crate.
I'm 5'7"
Marriage sounds like a lot of work. I got home from work half an hour ago and I'm already in my PJs, with my makeup almost completely washed off. My imaginary boyfriend is totally cool with it.
You exercise for your spouses, I exercise so I can eat that cheeseburger later and not feel too bad about it.
In all seriousness, that is pretty ideal, in my opinion. I fell in love with Mrs. Trout because of that type of mentality. Work is work, but when you're home, you're comfortable and carefree. My wife wouldn't exercise "for me" if her life depended on it, and if I brought it up, she'd beat my ***. She does it for her, which is just how I like it.
That was sweet. Sounds like a nice marriage.
My marriage is the equivalent of cheese grading your leg down your bike pedal after hitting a curb. Sure, it stings a little, but when it's all said and done, you can point at your scar and feel like a man.
My marriage is the equivalent of cheese grading your leg down your bike pedal after hitting a curb. Sure, it stings a little, but when it's all said and done, you can point at your scar and feel like a man.
Doritos perhaps?**** you! I don't eat Cheetos.
Doritos perhaps?
In all seriousness, that is pretty ideal, in my opinion. I fell in love with Mrs. Trout because of that type of mentality. Work is work, but when you're home, you're comfortable and carefree. My wife wouldn't exercise "for me" if her life depended on it, and if I brought it up, she'd beat my ***. She does it for her, which is just how I like it.