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So you basically wear a condom over your entire body. No wonder everybody thinks you're a giant dick.

Nah, I usually don't wear those sox in public. And if I do, I roll them up so they aren't noticeable.
 
So you basically wear a condom over your entire body. No wonder everybody thinks you're a giant dick.

Cy isn't manly enough for that word to apply. I'd go with something more feminine.
 
I agree, Has nothing to do with the nudist angle. It has to do with the fact that you have these ugly fat guys wearing them and it looks horrible.
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So as long as man is in good shape speedos are ok? I guess nobody minds Phelps or Lochte in speedos when they watch them during Olympics?
 
So as long as man is in good shape speedos are ok? I guess nobody minds Phelps or Lochte in speedos when they watch them during Olympics?

While I am not checking them out I dont have a particular problem with it. It boils down to it is not American style. I do not think it is more than that.
 
So as long as man is in good shape speedos are ok? I guess nobody minds Phelps or Lochte in speedos when they watch them during Olympics?

I really don't have a problem with someone wearing them at the beach or anything. I'm not forced to look at anyone on the beach, so it's not a big deal. It's seem like every time I go to a water park or something though, there is always some dude, usually older and hairy, in front of me in line wearing a speedo. That is when I'm just like wtf man.
 
So as long as man is in good shape speedos are ok? I guess nobody minds Phelps or Lochte in speedos when they watch them during Olympics?

Don't watch that , not because of speedos, but because it's boring as hell.
 
Why do you all (women that is) say your fine when your really not? and then why do you get mad when after we ask that and you tell us your fin and we go back to watching the game? All women know men cant read minds but why do you get mad at us time and time again for not being able to do something you know we cant do?

thank you for your much anticipated response.
 
Why do you all (women that is) say your fine when your really not? and then why do you get made when after we ask that and you tell us your fin and we go back to watching the game? All women know men cant read minds but why do you get mad at us time and time again for not being able to do something you know we cant do?

thank you for your much anticipated response.

As long as it is during commercials.
 
I don't know where to start.


Is a R.Kelly mixtape a good thing to send to a girl to make her want to have sex with you?

No, go with Boyz II Men.

Channeling Yoda is not appropriate for answering questions in this topic. He is a male. Now I've only seen about 1/2 of 1 Stars Wars movie myself, but I am aware of a female Yoda named Yaddle. Channel her instead.

Yaddle agrees with her man's response. "Ditto", says she.

Will you send me some cookies? I'm hungry.




Oh, and I'll be texting you today. Road trip time!

Negative. Don't blow your cover.

Chest hair - yay or nay?

Nay, but if you have chest hair, keep it to a minimum. Also, speedos? Yuck.

Why do you all (women that is) say your fine when your really not? and then why do you get made when after we ask that and you tell us your fin and we go back to watching the game? All women know men cant read minds but why do you get mad at us time and time again for not being able to do something you know we cant do?

thank you for your much anticipated response.

Thank you for your question, Golds.

The only solution to your problem is to figure out how to develop the ability to read minds. We're not changing, which means you have to.

Seriously, though, I've been guilty of pulling the "I'm fine" lie before. I'm racking my brain for an explanation, but can't seem to find an answer for our strange ways. Maybe it's just one of those things where you should be smart enough to know when something isn't "fine". We're testing you. And you always seem to fail.

Now. What is with everyone's fascination with socks?
 
. Also, speedos? Yuck.

yuck?

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