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The Official Fight the boredom of off-season with humor thread.

So a penguin is driving down the street when his car starts to sputter and blow white smoke. He limps it into the mechanic who tells the penguin that it'll take an hour or so to diagnose the problem. The penguin decides to spend this time across the street in the strip mall. While walking along the shops he comes across an ice cream parlor where he orders a vanilla ice cream cone. Being a warm day and having flippers instead of hands, the penguin soon has vanilla ice cream all over his face and running down his chest. Realizing that he needs to get back to the mechanic he runs back across the street to see what's wrong with his car. Upon seeing the penguin the mechanic says, "It looks like you blew a seal." To which the penguin stammers, "No, it's ice cream!"
 
New Spock vs. Old Spock. Plus: an impromptu rendition of the "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkByAkAdZs
 
Scat said:
So a penguin is driving down the street when his car starts to sputter and blow white smoke. He limps it into the mechanic who tells the penguin that it'll take an hour or so to diagnose the problem. The penguin decides to spend this time across the street in the strip mall. While walking along the shops he comes across an ice cream parlor where he orders a vanilla ice cream cone. Being a warm day and having flippers instead of hands, the penguin soon has vanilla ice cream all over his face and running down his chest. Realizing that he needs to get back to the mechanic he runs back across the street to see what's wrong with his car. Upon seeing the penguin the mechanic says, "It looks like you blew a seal." To which the penguin stammers, "No, it's ice cream!"
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........I don't get it?!?!
 
colton said:
New Spock vs. Old Spock. Plus: an impromptu rendition of the "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkByAkAdZs
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OK, that was pretty good. They should have had Robert Downey drive up in his "Ironman Audi" at the end...
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=2ORCnvGnaAM
 
I may have a special appreciation for this video, but I think it's ridiculously hilarious. It get's funny when he tastes his beer at the 7min mark, but it's the build-up that makes this a classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=g09b17V4NWQ
 
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I'm really just bumping because I want people to watch ^ the video, but whatever...

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Funny thing about that guy trying to come on to the blond, he thinks he's bragging.

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I've become a fan of Off The Mark. Here are some good ones.

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(apologies if I posted any of those earlier in the thread)
 
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