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The Official Please Retire Jerry Sloan Thread

Damn, I was hoping this thread would cause us to go on a 20 game winning streak because we all know Sloan reads Jazzfanz and adopts its teachings into his coaching.

If only...
 
Ronnie Price. 1/7. 3 turnovers. 2 fouls. Only bucket was an open dunk.

And he gets 20 minutes.

He played hard, and got his time. The rookies don't miss a shot, and barely see the floor.

Coach Sloan... bravo. Bravo, indeed.
 
I am all for Sloan retiring just for the fact that he won't play Fesenko. When everytime he play his 15 plus minutes he helps us win games and provides something no other player on the team can provide.
 
I am all for Sloan retiring just for the fact that he won't play Fesenko. When everytime he play his 15 plus minutes he helps us win games and provides something no other player on the team can provide.

Size matters.

Sloan hasn't gotten that through his head yet, or else I'd bet Ronnie "Pillow-Fort" Brewer would still be here.
 
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The only idiot who bought a black on yellow Jazz jersey?

I actually didn't know that they sold black and yellow until I saw this pick today. Made my avatar in photoshop a year or so ago and thought it could be an interesting alternate jersey. Now I know how you really feel.
 
I'm about to hop on the bandwagon. Tonight's substitution patter was atrocious. Hayward had 10 points and was perfect from the field, yet couldn't get a minute in the first and second quarter. Yet Price who was absolutely horrid gets minutes in every quarter. I just can't fathom it.
 
anybody following the situation in Egypt? Hosni Mubarak has ruled Egypt with an iron fist for the last 30 years. I thought about it and was like wait a minute, Sloan has been in power for 23 years. Think about that for a minute. The guy has got to step down, enough is enough. No wonder he never has won coach of the year. His substitution patterns are ridiculous, the players have completely shut him out, he doesnt seem to notice that the jazz don't play a pretty game anymore because al jefferson cant do his BLEEP HOMEWORK! JEREMY EVANS WAS KICKING *** TONIGHT AND THE MORON PLAYS HIM SPARINGLY. WTF IS THIS GUY DOIN? WHAT KINDA PLAY WAS THAT WITH 9 SECONDS LEFT? WHO REMEMBERS WHEN THE JAZZ USED TO PLAY PRETTY BASKETBALL WITH SOLID SCREENS AND WELL EXECUTED CUTS TO THE BASKET THAT RESULTED IN AMAZING PASSING. WTF IS SLOAN BLIND?

I saw him on the sideline the other night watching the game and it looked like he had Alzheimer. he was shaking like Mohammad Ali. i wish the guy the best of health but man that image was sad, he's so freaking old
 
Lol at the all the Sloan homers who give him zero blame. ZERO. They say it's all the players fault no matter what happens.
They aren't running the system (sounds like a 1984 spin off), and playing hard enough(after school sports special).

Seriously, Sloaner has the easiest cop out in pro sports. If we lose he just says people weren't running my system.
It seems too that his system will never beat Jackson's. The Lakers "knew all of our plays" and knew how to stop them.
 
anybody following the situation in Egypt? Hosni Mubarak has ruled Egypt with an iron fist for the last 30 years. I thought about it and was like wait a minute, Sloan has been in power for 23 years. Think about that for a minute. The guy has got to step down, enough is enough. No wonder he never has won coach of the year. His substitution patterns are ridiculous, the players have completely shut him out, he doesnt seem to notice that the jazz don't play a pretty game anymore because al jefferson cant do his BLEEP HOMEWORK! JEREMY EVANS WAS KICKING *** TONIGHT AND THE MORON PLAYS HIM SPARINGLY. WTF IS THIS GUY DOIN? WHAT KINDA PLAY WAS THAT WITH 9 SECONDS LEFT? WHO REMEMBERS WHEN THE JAZZ USED TO PLAY PRETTY BASKETBALL WITH SOLID SCREENS AND WELL EXECUTED CUTS TO THE BASKET THAT RESULTED IN AMAZING PASSING. WTF IS SLOAN BLIND?

I saw him on the sideline the other night watching the game and it looked like he had Alzheimer. he was shaking like Mohammad Ali. i wish the guy the best of health but man that image was sad, he's so freaking old

Alright, so when do we march on Tahrir, er, the ESA?
 
Story behind that tattoo pic. I'm sure this has been posted. He very well could be a member of this site so go easy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA8_75B6InI
 
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Story behind that tattoo pick. I'm sure this has been posted. He very well could be a member of this site so go easy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA8_75B6InI


He will probably be thrilled about this thread. He's got a picture of Jerry riding off into the sun on a tractor.
 
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