What's new
By:

**** THE OFFICIAL: Why Jazz Fanz should be EXCITED thread ****

PKM said:
I hate to disrupt the UGLI / kkk love channel.. but;

Adam Silver will not allow Wiggins to go to the Jazz.
Click to expand...

Top 10 and I am excited, top 5 and I am thrilled and jumping and hollering, top 3 and I will probably break something, top 1 and I thank God for foiling Silver.
 
PKM said:
I hate to disrupt the UGLI / kkk love channel.. but;

Adam Silver will not allow Wiggins to go to the Jazz.
Click to expand...

Isn't the lottery process surveyed by team officials who are present? I don't know about that the lottery is rigged thing. The history shows solid distribution and good statistical characteristics.
Btw: Having a low odd stopped neither the Bulls from scouting Rose, nor did it stop the Clips from dealing their pick unprotected. Right now in an insanely loaded Western Conference I'd expect a 4th or 5h worst record.
 
One of these guys will be wearing a Jazz uniform next year.

slam167_cover1.jpg


The lottery isn't rigged. Even if it was, I could see the league wanting Jabari to end up in Mormonville.
 
spycam1 said:
One of these guys will be wearing a Jazz uniform next year.

slam167_cover1.jpg


The lottery isn't rigged. Even if it was, I could see the league wanting Jabari to end up in Mormonville.
Click to expand...

I would be insanely thrilled with either one of them. Just over the moon.
 
That reminds me of the magazine cover featuring LeBron James and Sebastian Telfair. Saying that the pair of them will own the league in a few years....


Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
 
spycam1 said:
One of these guys will be wearing a Jazz uniform next year.

slam167_cover1.jpg


The lottery isn't rigged. Even if it was, I could see the league wanting Jabari to end up in Mormonville.
Click to expand...

Unless Jabari turns out to be as good as lebron, he will wear a jazz jersey one day. There is no way the most famous Mormon player ever does not end up playing in Utah one day. Tom chambers did it, Thurl came back, it will happen. He will marry some hottie from payson, and she will want to be close to her family, and he will lead the jazz to like five rings in a row.

Now we just have to pray he does not start an online relationship with one of his cousins friends in Hawaii. That could be disastrous to his career when Katie couric asks if he is gay.
 
b_line said:
Unless Jabari turns out to be as good as lebron, he will wear a jazz jersey one day. There is no way the most famous Mormon player ever does not end up playing in Utah one day. Tom chambers did it, Thurl came back, it will happen. He will marry some hottie from payson, and she will want to be close to her family, and he will lead the jazz to like five rings in a row.

Now we just have to pray he does not start an online relationship with one of his cousins friends in Hawaii. That could be disastrous to his career when Katie couric asks if he is gay.
Click to expand...

He's a Chicago native though, right???
 
Hotttnickkk said:
Hahahaha... the Zion Bank Center you mean???!!!
Click to expand...

Exactly, the holy spirits tell all Mormons to gather at the Zion's bank center in the last days. It is a literal gathering of Israel to learn basketball from the patron saint Karl Malone, and the angel Jerry Sloan.
 
b_line said:
Unless Jabari turns out to be as good as lebron, he will wear a jazz jersey one day. There is no way the most famous Mormon player ever does not end up playing in Utah one day. Tom chambers did it, Thurl came back, it will happen. He will marry some hottie from payson, and she will want to be close to her family, and he will lead the jazz to like five rings in a row.

Now we just have to pray he does not start an online relationship with one of his cousins friends in Hawaii. That could be disastrous to his career when Katie couric asks if he is gay.
Click to expand...

I live in Payson! I didn't know that anyone else knew about it..


Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
 
Catchall said:
I think the mormon thing might be a bit overrated. Weren't Danny Ainge, Fred Roberts and Jimmer Fredette mormon?
Click to expand...

Danny ainge had his fill of Utah, jazz want no part of jimmer, and Fred Roberts was a player before salt lake was this awesome!

Probably over rated, but hey, I can dream can't I?

#gatheringofjabaritozion
 
This should definitely put the Mavs ahead of us (and ensure they're mediocre for years to come.. LOL)

Sam Amick ‏@sam_amick 1h
Can confirm @ESPNSteinLine intel that Monta Ellis is finalizing a three-year deal with Dallas. On financials, I'm told in $28 mil range.
Click to expand...
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Share this page
Back
Top