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babe said:
I know what you mean, so don't ask if I "know what you mean".

well, logically, I guess I know what you say, so if you can say what you mean, how many people will understand what you say to mean what you mean?

zero. Nobody else has your brain, or Moe's.

After a lifetime of philosophical musings and midnight ramblings, I'm not sure what any of it means, objectively speaking. I mean, does the universe record meanings any more concretely than it absorbs and disperses sound waves?

So what if nobody hears what you say? Does that mean it meant nothing?

So, at any rate, I imagine that opening up a skull and doing some kind of gross analysis after a person has died might be like studying a wilderness to divine the meaning of a bear's ramblings in the woods.

I say I know where the bears poop in the woods, but it's an idle boast I could not really prove.

even if you apply electrodes and record the "live" responses of that brain, how could we really know anything about the thought processes. . . . .

I'd guess I'm looking at it from the viewpoint that when a person's spirit or "intelligence" is gone, like when a driver is gone from a vehicle, we could not really recover the scenes of the deceased person's memories, any more than those from a car's windshield. . . ..

all this, spawned at 4 am, from a simple wishful musing of your own, said in jest. . . . .

the storm and fury of the universe from a simple electron jolted out of ground state by a photon. . . .
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Yeah, you're way off monica. I was simply thinking that the more people that study moe's brain, the fewer people there are starting wars and electrocuting children. It really has nothing to do with the contents inside that Steven Wright-esque mind. For that matter, I hope every person's brain is studied after they die.

And, of course, you still don't know what I mean.

Does powdered milk come from elderly cows?

Why can't I choose when to be fertile? Nature is a *******-spawning bitch.

Why does my mind always like being on the bottom?
 
What's the proper way to ask a massage place via phone if they have any big women that can bench press a car that work there? I need an Olga/Bertha working on my legs ASAP.
 
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LazyD said:
Yeah, you're way off monica. I was simply thinking that the more people that study moe's brain, the fewer people there are starting wars and electrocuting children. It really has nothing to do with the contents inside that Steven Wright-esque mind. For that matter, I hope every person's brain is studied after they die.

And, of course, you still don't know what I mean.

Does powdered milk come from elderly cows?

Why can't I choose when to be fertile? Nature is a *******-spawning bitch.

Why does my mind always like being on the bottom?
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powdered milk comes from cars, as in carnation, anyway why else does the can say that?

you're right, I had no clue, even in my severely deformed, twisted, convoluted, bizarre, free-flowing soup brain, what you meant. which proves the point of my essay/tirade.

I think to stop wars and child abuse we only need to defund Washington. Once the cash cows dry up, the pigs will all go back to the farm and maybe learn to root for grub themselves, like we have to do.

I've wondered the same thing about why I like to be on the bottom. And I share your non-conformist view on procreation. The reason nature goes whole hog, with the hormone floods and energy and all that, on the youthful procreation emphasis, is because the older we get the more nutty we get. Kids deserve ignorant and poor parents who will interfere less in their lives.

nature itself is doing what it can to minimize government and authority of all kinds.

Why do old folks prefer buying puppies for $4000 rather than have the grandkids visit?
 
what the heck is this? modern swag?

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How's this for a euphemism: prostitution facilitator?

Or would it be a cultural meme?

At any rate, heard it for the first time in a news report when it was mentioned that a murdered young woman's "prostitution facilitator" was able to provide clues that helped police catch the murderer.
 
moevillini said:
How's this for a euphemism: prostitution facilitator?

Or would it be a cultural meme?

At any rate, heard it for the first time in a news report when it was mentioned that a murdered young woman's "prostitution facilitator" was able to provide clues that helped police catch the murderer.
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What is this meme thing you keep talking about?
 
Do the questions here ever get answered or is here just where you only post questions? Were my questions random? Would it lessen the purpose of this threads extistence if they weren't? What's the meaning of life?
 
moevillini said:
How's this for a euphemism: prostitution facilitator?

Or would it be a cultural meme?

At any rate, heard it for the first time in a news report when it was mentioned that a murdered young woman's "prostitution facilitator" was able to provide clues that helped police catch the murderer.
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I think it all started with sanitation engineer and it's been downhill ever since.
 
Hekate said:
Do the questions here ever get answered or is here just where you only post questions? Were my questions random? Would it lessen the purpose of this threads extistence if they weren't? What's the meaning of life?
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Does anyone really care anymore?

A hundred and fifty years ago some people thought they could offer entertaining or even meaningful answers, now nobody believes there are any. And nobody's laughing either.

So how do I know?
 
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