The royal wedding!!!!!!

[YB85]

Who cares about tornadoes in the South, unrest in the Middle East, rising oil prices, and birth certificates? Kate Middleton is getting married to some goofy dude tomorrow!!

What do you think?

 

[The Thriller]

Americans worry too much about stuff they can't control, gas prices, work, tornadoes, and teeth. Relax and have a good time!

I've heard she's a big time gold digger.

At least she's decently hot.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

I wonder what her dress is gonna look like!!?!

No, not really. I'm more anxious to see the cake.

Oh, and Kate Middleton reminds me of the girl on Paranormal Activity.

 

[LogGrad98]

Obviously cheese is of greater import than this wedding in the grand scheme of things.

 

[Scat]

Oh, and Kate Middleton reminds me of the girl on Paranormal Activity.

You mean other than the better looks, 50 lbs less weight and non saggy boobs?

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

You mean other than the better looks, 50 lbs less weight and non saggy boobs?

Exactly!!! Middleton is absolutely beautiful and that troll in PA should be on The Biggest Loser and deserved everything she got.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

I wasn't talking about boobs or weight, but yes, Middleton is definitely prettier.

 

[Scat]

I wasn't talking about boobs or weight, but yes, Middleton is definitely prettier.

I was starting to think you were either blind or a chubby chaser.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

I wasn't talking about boobs or weight, but yes, Middleton is definitely prettier.

Well, what the **** were you talking about then? Not like that troll had a great ***.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

The girl is alright, but how about that heart throb Prince William?

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

The girl is alright, but how about that heart throb Prince William?

Well, that's what years of incest does. Let that be a lesson to you Beanclown.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Well, that's what years of incest does. Let that be a lesson to you Beanclown.

I think passing off Prince William as a heart throb and getting girls to buy into it is one of the greatest Windsor's scams of the past decade or so. Probably just below absolutely ****ing robbing the world blind through their banking poodles and living off the British taxpayers when they have more family assets than anybody not named Rothschild.

It's a good gig if you can get it.

 

[freakazoid]

 

[PearlWatson]

Didn't commoner chicks learn anything from Diana?

Why didn't B.O. get invited?

 

[franklin]

Who cares about tornadoes in the South, unrest in the Middle East, rising oil prices, and birth certificates? Kate Middleton is getting married to some goofy dude tomorrow!!

What do you think?

Are you maligning me for drinking beer and googling porn while good folks are dying? Seriously, this damn website is full of a bunch of crybabies. You all need to be more like Vinylone. At least he understands me. Deeply.

 

[Scat]

You all need to be more like Vinylone. At least he understands me. Deeply.

There's a joke in this somewhere.

 

[Boondocksaint27]

I will be happy when the Royal Wedding is finally over so I can open up the internet without having to read updates on the Royal Wedding. That space is needed for the latest NFL draft talk.

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

I don't even give a 1/4 of a rat's ***

 

[NUMBERICA]

The only thing more retarded than monarchies is monarchies with no practical power. And some balding pair of teeth marrying some really cute girl.

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

The only thing more retarded than monarchies is monarchies with no practical power. And some balding pair of teeth marrying some really cute girl.

It's a modern fairy tale though