The Trout Man Commeth...

[Gyp Rosetti]

Trout-

Are you serious with this? Way to waste my donation.

Just kidding. But in all seriousness, Trout, if I'm your Campaign Manager, I run with it. Stand up and say how political correctness has come too far, that "this aggression won't stand" and that if people can't recognize satire or sarcasm when it hits them over the head with a sledgehammer, then maybe they need to get a ****ing clue. Have you posted gay comments? Sure. Have you also vehemently defended gays on this forum when the going gets tough? Yes sir. The fact that people can't sift between the truth and a good laugh is absolutely pathetic. People need a serious ****ing lesson in common sense. And whoever ratted on you needs to get a ****ing life. If it was someone on this board, that person's a ****ing bitch plain and simple.

Sorry man. You're trying to do the right thing and some troll has to **** **** up.

 

[SaltyDawg]

Trout-

Are you serious with this? Way to waste my donation.

Just kidding. But in all seriousness, Trout, if I'm your Campaign Manager, I run with it. Stand up and say how political correctness has come too far, that "this aggression won't stand" and that if people can't recognize satire or sarcasm when it hits them over the head with a sledgehammer, then maybe they need to get a ****ing clue. Have you posted gay comments? Sure. Have you also vehemently defended gays on this forum when the going gets tough? Yes sir. The fact that people can't sift between the truth and a good laugh is absolutely pathetic. People need a serious ****ing lesson in common sense. And whoever ratted on you needs to get a ****ing life. If it was someone on this board, that person's a ****ing bitch plain and simple.

Sorry man. You're trying to do the right thing and some troll has to **** **** up.

Completely agreed. If some dumbass really tries to smear you based on this board, you should meet them head on. Show copies of your posts from here to demonstrate that you are joking most of the time. Point out that even I, who has been the target of many of your politically incorrect posts, donated to your campaign.

SalmonHobo is spot on. If they can't take a joke, that should be used against them, not you.

And if this person is someone from the board then they should have to have a custom title for the remainder of their time here.

 

[TroutBum]

Trout-

Are you serious with this? Way to waste my donation.

Just kidding. But in all seriousness, Trout, if I'm your Campaign Manager, I run with it. Stand up and say how political correctness has come too far, that "this aggression won't stand" and that if people can't recognize satire or sarcasm when it hits them over the head with a sledgehammer, then maybe they need to get a ****ing clue. Have you posted gay comments? Sure. Have you also vehemently defended gays on this forum when the going gets tough? Yes sir. The fact that people can't sift between the truth and a good laugh is absolutely pathetic. People need a serious ****ing lesson in common sense. And whoever ratted on you needs to get a ****ing life. If it was someone on this board, that person's a ****ing bitch plain and simple.

Sorry man. You're trying to do the right thing and some troll has to **** **** up.

This is why I love you.

Like I said before, I'm not sure if I'm happy or if I'm REALLY happy. I'll take all the free publicity I can get. My wife disagrees with me on this, but I think this only helps my cause. Clearly, I am none of the aforementioned things, so I have nothing to hide. I have said very few things in my life that I regret, and even less that I would apologize for. I'm a peace lover.

By the way, this fella wanted to meet me to, "discuss my attitude". Lucky for him I'm a total puss weed.

 

[GVC]

By the way, this fella wanted to meet me to, "discuss my attitude". Lucky for him I'm a total puss weed.

Wouldn't it be best if you just met with him?

 

[TroutBum]

Wouldn't it be best if you just met with him?

He wanted to kick my ***, so no, I'd say it wouldn't have been best.

 

[GVC]

He wanted to kick my ***, so no, I'd say it wouldn't have been best.

When are you scheduled to get outed? Are the proceedings online?

 

[TroutBum]

When are you scheduled to get outed? Are the proceedings online?

Tomorrow night. They won't be online, but you can request a copy of the meeting via mail or something silly like that. If the **** goes down, I'll be sure to get it online ASAP.

 

[GVC]

Tomorrow night. They won't be online, but you can request a copy of the meeting via mail or something silly like that. If the **** goes down, I'll be sure to get it online ASAP.

You should get JF, McKell and Millsapa to go along with you. Would a bigot have a Fob, *** and retard at his side?

 

[TroutBum]

You should get JF, McKell and Millsapa to go along with you. Would a bigot have a Fob, *** and retard at his side?

You know, for a Canadian pot head, you're pretty damn smart.

 

[Archie Moses]

He wanted to kick my ***, so no, I'd say it wouldn't have been best.

I got your back big brother.

 

[Archie Moses]

You should get JF, McKell and Millsapa to go along with you. Would a bigot have a Fob, *** and retard at his side?

Or he could just bring your Canadian, vegan, commie,gay ***.

 

[TroutBum]

Or he could just bring your Canadian, vegan, commie,gay ***.

He wouldn't come if I asked him to. Hell, he didn't even donate to my campaign. Some friend he is. I even let him stay at my house a couple of nights.

I hate Canadians.

 

[GVC]

I hate Canadians.

meh.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

You should get JF, McKell and Millsapa to go along with you. Would a bigot have a Fob, *** and retard at his side?

Wait, which one's which?

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

He wanted to kick my ***, so no, I'd say it wouldn't have been best.

So to what degree have your postings on this site truly been outed? I mean, is someone who's trying to hurt your campaign going to in the same breath threaten to kick your ***? Sounds like fear tactics to me. Meet this ****er head on!

 

[TroutBum]

Wait, which one's which?

I'm not sure what an FOB is, but the retard has to be... All three? In fact, using the assumption that FOB stands for Freaking Obnoxious Bumhole, you can easily mix and match any of them.

 

[sirkickyass]

FOB = Fresh off the boat. Usually used to refer to immigrants and foreigners.

 

[TroutBum]

So to what degree have your postings on this site truly been outed? I mean, is someone who's trying to hurt your campaign going to in the same breath threaten to kick your ***? Sounds like fear tactics to me. Meet this ****er head on!

He and I got into an argument on a fly fishing board because he's one of those elitist pricks who thinks that rivers belong to him and fly fishermen only. He jumped all over a new guy simply for asking a question about fly fishing up Millcreek Canyon. To make a long story short, here's what he emailed to me: (keep in mind that he had already publicly called me an internet tough guy)

Would you like to meet somewhere to discuss your attitude?

To which I responded:

I can't tell if you're serious. On one hand, you're a ***********idiot, so I wouldn't put it past you. On the other hand, I've read a lot of your posts and you aren't always a *********** idiot, but lean more toward being an *******. Quite the dilemma, no? Anyhow, now you've got my name, so you'll know how to find me. (just in case you're serious)







Now that I think about it, I have a feeling you're too stupid to figure it out, so let me help:

Dave Ballou
6498 Appomattox Way
T-Ville, UT 84123
801-641-7641

I'm at work until 8 or so, so if you're planning on dropping by for a cordial visit, please wait until I'm home -- I'd hate to have you waste your evening. I can provide my work address and details upon request.

Cheerio,

Dave.

Normally I try to stay away from flat out calling people names like this, but he made an effort to point out that my use of "Foreskin Chewer" was idiotic and trailer park-esqe. I just switched it to boring old cuss words that he would understand.

Anyhow, he googled my name and found all sorts of stuff, including this place -- it all went downhill from there. I've had a lot of fun messing with him though. /shrug

Our final jabs:

I'm at every city council meeting in T-Ville, so I hope to see you there. I'll be the good looking guy in flip-flops.

Thanks for your support Leo, it means a lot.

Cheers,

Dave.

I will be there. I will be the one handing out printed copies of your recent posts.

Cheers to you as well

 

[Deleted member 848]

He wouldn't come if I asked him to. Hell, he didn't even donate to my campaign. Some friend he is. I even let him stay at my house a couple of nights.

I hate Canadians.

We're friendly folk. PS I cannot donate on account of not having access to a Credit Card. The teenage life. Best of luck on the campaign, and personally I agree with the whole "any publicity is good publicity" notion, especially if it is your first time running. Make a name for yourself. If anything your forum-posting habits makes you seem more accesible and relatable among voters.

 

[Deleted member 848]

He and I got into an argument on a fly fishing board because he's one of those elitist pricks who thinks that rivers belong to him and fly fishermen only. He jumped all over a new guy simply for asking a question about fly fishing up Millcreek Canyon. To make a long story short, here's what he emailed to me: (keep in mind that he had already publicly called me an internet tough guy)


To which I responded:


Normally I try to stay away from flat out calling people names like this, but he made an effort to point out that my use of "Foreskin Chewer" was idiotic and trailer park-esqe. I just switched it to boring old cuss words that he would understand.

Anyhow, he googled my name and found all sorts of stuff, including this place -- it all went downhill from there. I've had a lot of fun messing with him though. /shrug

Our final jabs:

Hero.