Now and again I gits a phone call, outta da blue, that starts off like this here:
"I'm calling on behalf of MADD. As I'm sure you know, and agree, MADD has done some wonderful things in the area of legislation..."
Gawd only knows how long the planned to go on with they self-promotion and self-congratulation, cause I always cut they sorry *** short right there. I butts in and ax: "How in the hell would you "know" that?" I dunno what their answer is, cause by then I done hungs up.