Things That are Less Painful That Watching Jazz Run Offense

[jope]

if someone paid u $300/day to watch the jazz run offense, how many days would u watch it before telling him to stop.

note: the deal cannot be resumed once ended.

nearly 110k a year to watch something that i have already been paying to watch?

 

[b_line]

about the same time it takes one to complete their first pee of the day.

Way better than the pee offer though. I'd do this until the day I died.

 

[Jinglin Joe]

i forgot to mention you would also be being peed upon during this film session. $300 still very much part of the deal tho. Happens daily, every morning. Once you stop, it can't ever be turned back on.

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

Reading Hillary Clintons book

Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk

I enjoyed "What Happened." Good book.

 

[akirac73]

being this guy...
http://abcnews.go.com/US/california-man-loses-million-powerball-ticket-claim-prize/story?id=29615379

 

[Jack Strop]

Passing a kidney stone

Close, but no. I've ended up in the hospital 2x with kidney stones, one time requiring a procedure to remove two pretty big ones. And I'm pretty pain tolerant.
Thank god for Morphine and Dilaudid!

 

[Jack Strop]

Being harassed by the real life Jabba the Hut, Harvey Weinstein?



drops mic
/close thread



And no, I'm not making light of anything those actresses suffered. The man is truly despicable and disgusting and I hope the investigation yields enough evidence to put him away for the rest of his life. I doubt it, though. He'll serve a couple of years at Club Fed and then have a great retirement.

 

[jumpin bean]

nothing is less painful,I compare it to sitting on a cactus with your pants down while letting birds peck your eyes out.

 

[Sugarless]

I'm sure running "on" offense would be much less painful. I just hope we see it at least once during the season (grabbing a few defensive rebounds from time to time wouldn't hurt).

 

[NAOS]

Squirting a lime in your eye

pulp can move, baby!

 

[Diamond77]

We don't have a legit first option on offense and every player is forcing on offense, except Favors.

I think Favors should be the first offensive option.

 

[8]

Life

 

[LogGrad98]

Burning off my genital warts

That must take forever.

 

[LogGrad98]

but What The Ever-living **** Happened bro!

She left some words out of the title. I fixed it.

 

[LogGrad98]

We don't have a legit first option on offense and every player is forcing on offense, except Favors.

I think Favors should be the first offensive option.

We are a team full of 3rd options. It doesn't make pretty basketball.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Plucking nose hairs

 

[b_line]

i forgot to mention you would also be being peed upon during this film session. $300 still very much part of the deal tho. Happens daily, every morning. Once you stop, it can't ever be turned back on.

Nah. Already agreed to no pee. I'm grandfathered in the original deal. I'll pm you the address to send my checks.

 

[Jinglin Joe]

Nah. Already agreed to no pee. I'm grandfathered in the original deal. I'll pm you the address to send my checks.

Ok fine bro dam you win quit showin off pls. Check is in the mail.
Congrats on finding the pee deal loop hole AKA the Pee Hole.
May the activity forever stream in your favors.

 

[latin jazz]

Listening to Nickelback

 

[b_line]

Ok fine bro dam you win quit showin off pls. Check is in the mail.
Congrats on finding the pee deal loop hole AKA the Pee Hole.
May the activity forever stream in your favors.

I found the pee hole!