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Things your significant other does that drives you cray

franklin said:
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To this day, my father still insists on doling out instructions on any and everything possible. I'm borrowing his enclosed trailer to move some **** and he keeps calling and texting me with explanations on how to properly tie my piano in. WTF you are loaning me a $8,000 trailer for if you don't think I can put a few straps on a piano?
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My dad sort of does the same thing. I pretty much tell him to shut the **** up. I'm not a child anymore.
 
But then again, there are those who will just stand by and watch while you do it all wrong, and then when you've given up in frustration, will proceed to tell you how you should have done it.

I had one of those in my life for a while - - very annoying!
 
moevillini said:
But then again, there are those who will just stand by and watch while you do it all wrong, and then when you've given up in frustration, will proceed to tell you how you should have done it.

I had one of those in my life for a while - - very annoying!
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I think I might do this with my wife. Thanks for saving my marriage!
 
franklin said:
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To this day, my father still insists on doling out instructions on any and everything possible. I'm borrowing his enclosed trailer to move some **** and he keeps calling and texting me with explanations on how to properly tie my piano in. WTF you are loaning me a $8,000 trailer for if you don't think I can put a few straps on a piano?
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Your father is your significant other? Ewww.
 
So my husband made up this joke, and now he is so proud of himself and he keeps walking around the house repeating it to the walls and windows and laughing madly. Now he thinks he should go into stand-up, or at least get a job writing for a comedy show.


I got to admit, it's a pretty good joke (for what it is), but his behavior about it is driving me crazy:

So these two guys are talking about their upcoming vacations, and the one guys says "Hey, I got this really good deal on Southwest Airlines and my wife will fly free!" The other guys asks "How did you swing that?" First guy responds "It's their policy, bags fly free!"
 
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