This year for champions
- Thread starter Maneesh
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That's nice, I agree. Why not, 2020 has been crazy. We will play 76ers and Ben will return for game 7 that Mitchell hits the game winner in.
The Jazz Wonderbra
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Pathway to the championship:
The Jazz will face the Nuggets in the first round and prove that Jovic is Victor Krum from Harry Potter. His father (a former death eater) will actually "death eat" the entire team along with Mike Malone who turns out to be Voldemort's twin sister. Jazz win by pulling a page from the 'Dexter' playbook. Quin indulges in a butt nugget or two himself just for fun.
We will face the Clippers in the second round who will be protested by actual pirates frustrated by their copyright rights being put in jeopardy by the 'clipper' nation. Kawhi Leonard turns out to be an actual pirate and joins the protests. The Pirates graffiti LA with 'pirate lives matter too!' and bad pirate jokes like... "What is a pirate's favorite letter? ..... Ahhhhh ye think it's the RRRRRRRRrrrrr but it be the Seeeaaaa!" Jazz beat an otherwise socially confused LA.
We will face the rockets in the semi-finals and James Harden and Daniel House will flash the digital crowd to reveal that their carpet does indeed match their drapes. The league disqualifies Harden but Donald Trump invites him to the white house for a tour of the Bush wing. George Bush ya sillies. Jazz win.
The teams in the East will get leprosy, a fertilizer bomb will go off in their hotel, and a green gas will blow into their rooms and kill all of the first team players that don't paint their door with purple, green, and gold. Jazz win.
Crazier things have happened.
PS. The bra has Covid as we speak. It may be affecting my brain. Positive test came back yesterday. If I stop posting long term, you know why.
- Bra out!
The Jazz will face the Nuggets in the first round and prove that Jovic is Victor Krum from Harry Potter. His father (a former death eater) will actually "death eat" the entire team along with Mike Malone who turns out to be Voldemort's twin sister. Jazz win by pulling a page from the 'Dexter' playbook. Quin indulges in a butt nugget or two himself just for fun.
We will face the Clippers in the second round who will be protested by actual pirates frustrated by their copyright rights being put in jeopardy by the 'clipper' nation. Kawhi Leonard turns out to be an actual pirate and joins the protests. The Pirates graffiti LA with 'pirate lives matter too!' and bad pirate jokes like... "What is a pirate's favorite letter? ..... Ahhhhh ye think it's the RRRRRRRRrrrrr but it be the Seeeaaaa!" Jazz beat an otherwise socially confused LA.
We will face the rockets in the semi-finals and James Harden and Daniel House will flash the digital crowd to reveal that their carpet does indeed match their drapes. The league disqualifies Harden but Donald Trump invites him to the white house for a tour of the Bush wing. George Bush ya sillies. Jazz win.
The teams in the East will get leprosy, a fertilizer bomb will go off in their hotel, and a green gas will blow into their rooms and kill all of the first team players that don't paint their door with purple, green, and gold. Jazz win.
Crazier things have happened.
PS. The bra has Covid as we speak. It may be affecting my brain. Positive test came back yesterday. If I stop posting long term, you know why.
- Bra out!
LoPo
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I would find a way to deal with it.
Honestly, I think the only way anybody gets grief for a title this year would be if they get it because somebody gets COVID in the middle of the finals. If the Lakers are playing Milwaukee and the Bucks lose a starter to COVID, the Lakers will be heckled for a title.
I mean, look at Toronto. They got to beat a Golden State missing Durant AND Klay yet nobody holds that against them.
Isaiah 1:13
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I hear ya Maneesh, we could make it champions. There's only three teams that scared me and they're on the other side of the draw - Lakers, Rockets and Thunder. Denver has injuries and we have confidence against them - as evidenced by our double OT loss a couple days ago (Snyder didn't really want us to win). Same with the Clips, we play with confidence against them, AND they have injuries to Harrell, Shamet and Beverly which will be filtering back in, but will they be 100%? Of course a lot depends on whether or not Conley takes an extended hiatus for the birth of his child. Sure be there for the delivery, miss a game, dude we're paying you millions and you haven't really earned it...as of yet. So Western Conference Finals, say we get red hot Portland? Style makes the fight and we just match up really well with this team AND nobody revs Mitchell up like Lillard. We've proven we can beat any of those Eastern Conference teams outside of Toronto. And why Toronto? On paper we match up well with them. It's because they run our old nine man rotation into the ground, but if Snyder continues to deploy ten players with young studs like Oni, Brantley and Tucker we could, in the words of Maneesh, all go the way.
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