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Joe Bagadonuts said:
I've learned so much in this thread. I think the poop portion of my life is better and simpler than most people. I'm really glad I don't have Thriller's ***. In fact, I'm feeling like I won the *** lottery.
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I don't think it's so much that he has a problem with his ***, I think he has a problem with the tp.
 
fishonjazz said:
I don't think it's so much that he has a problem with his ***, I think he has a problem with the tp.
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My *** seems to be impervious to bad tp. I have never had to return for a re-wipe. I've never bled. I've never experienced any of the other nightmares in this thread. I'm not sure what material my *** is made of. It might be Teflon. As a result of this thread I've realized it's a hell of an ***.
 
Joe Bagadonuts said:
My *** seems to be impervious to bad tp. I have never had to return for a re-wipe. I've never bled. I've never experienced any of the other nightmares in this thread. I'm not sure what material my *** is made of. It might be Teflon. As a result of this thread I've realized it's a hell of an ***.
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Dat *** lottery.
Winner winner fiber dinner
 
I question his diet more than anything. How poopy is your poop that you have to go back to wipe 2-3 times?
 
This is hilarious!

But also an important issue. Having wiped many butts in my life...some people just have messier poops and cheap TP (or any) doesn't work, flushable wipes (different from baby wipes which are definitely not flushable) are amazing but reportedly still clog up sewer systems. :p We get paper towels wet to do the job in a bind.

Hope that helps. ;)
 
Take 2 bananas to work every day for lunch. After you eat them, save the peels. Now when you poop you can use your fresh banana peels to wipe that ***.
 
Scat said:
Shave around your bunghole. There won't be any hair for the poop to stick to.
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I can't see what I'm doing very well.

You want to help?
 
King Cy said:
I've taken plenty of ****s in public restrooms. I eat fairly healthy so my poop hardly requires any wiping at all. Also, the cheap stuff doesnt really bother me. I dont get the problems you are facing. Have a doctor look at that *******.
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I think this is what it is, Thrill. You might need a diet change. That or maybe you habe hemorrhoids
 
I thought that since I started taking it up the bum regularly from Melothejazzkiller that I would have less messy wiping as it all just seems to fall out now. For some reason, it is even messier. Maybe it is because I can wipe in much deeper than I used to be able too. Who knows.
 
OP, buy some natural rolled oats, and spend 20 minutes of your time every morning boiling them.

Get yourself some nuts, berries, honey, whatever-- to make it taste good.

Eat more vegetables for lunch and dinner.
 
dalamon said:
OP, buy some natural rolled oats, and spend 20 minutes of your time every morning boiling them.

Get yourself some nuts, berries, honey, whatever-- to make it taste good.

Eat more vegetables for lunch and dinner.
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That sounds disgusting. He's better off bleeding from his ****.
 
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