Triple Double!

[TroutBum]

Yes, it happened. My first Triple Double ever, against the first place team in the stake. We beat them by 20, and we scored 85 points. We lost to this team by 30 a few weeks ago.

10 Blocks.
18 Points.
14 Rebounds.

In my 20+ years of wardball, this is the first time I've ever looked at the stat sheet. The Jazz need to offer me a 10-day contract, post haste.


Feel it, feel it. Feel the vibration. Come on, come on.

 

[Deleted member 848]

tult

 

[larryselbows]

Nice job dude! 10 blocks is pretty impressive no matter what level of ball you're playing. But one question, did you do this wearing your dri-fit man capris?

 

[Cope]

The fact that you created this thread AND checked your stats in church ball deserves neg rep... Just sayin.... Not dishin it out but still..... Come on BRO

 

[craig2112]

You couldn't pay me enough to play church ball ever again.

Just a place where guys who never had a prime go to act like they are playing a game that means something

 

[TroutBum]

The fact that you created this thread AND checked your stats in church ball deserves neg rep... Just sayin.... Not dishin it out but still..... Come on BRO

You couldn't pay me enough to play church ball ever again.

Just a place where guys who never had a prime go to act like they are playing a game that means something

I don't think I can argue with either of these. I just wanted to flex my e-peen. I'm awesome, and I autograph breasts if asked. (politely)

 

[craig2112]

The least you could have done is post some video evidence

 

[The Thriller]

Our frontcourt is already good enough.

How's your 3 point shot?

Your PG skills?

That's what we're lacking.

Take your talents to Miami. They basically play without a post player. Don't let Bosh fool you. He's the domestic Pau Gasol. Avoids contact and the paint at all costs.

 

[Weezur]

no, we need pick n roll defense
as long as you do that...you're in

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

But can you hit a 3 pointer?

 

[Revolution 9]

You're still Archie's bitch.

Thread moved into we don't give a damn folder.

 

[fatchipper]

You guys keep track of blocks and rebounds? We only keep track of points and fouls.

 

[The Black Swordsman]

Guess what guys I got first place playing Lasertag guys.

 

[Beantown]

That's cool your ward does a league for the Relief Socioty.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

If I were to play in a church basketball league and get in shape enough to play bunches of minutes, I'd be a double-double machine (assists). Would have to get steals to get a triple double though, as I'm no rebounder.

 

[GoJazz]

People keep stats in church ball?

 

[Bronco70]

If I were to play in a church basketball league and get in shape enough to play bunches of minutes, I'd be a double-double machine (assists). Would have to get steals to get a triple double though, as I'm no rebounder.

Translation: I'm 5'7"

 

[Archie Moses]

I call BS on this. No one keeps a state book that detailed in churchball. With that said, I average triple doubles in churchball. That's why I stopped playing.

 

[TroutBum]

I call BS on this. No one keeps a state book that detailed in churchball. With that said, I average triple doubles in churchball. That's why I stopped playing.

They keep the score, that's it. The rest I kept in my head. Like I said, this is the first time I've ever looked at the stat sheet at the end of a game, because I really don't care. It just so happened that I was certain about the blocks and rebounds (well, not exactly on the boards, so I took a -2 from what I thought I had) and wanted to confirm my awesomeness. It all started when I got 4 blocks on one single play, three of them on the same dude. The rest was easy to remember.

As far as you averaging a TD, I don't doubt that at all. You're 6'5" and lift weights. I have tasted your nuts, and they're gross. I, on the other hand, am a fat balding slob -- so this is really something. Quit trying to rain on my parade, *** cheeks.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

They keep the score, that's it. The rest I kept in my head. Like I said, this is the first time I've ever looked at the stat sheet at the end of a game...

I say this with all due respect...but are you a ****ing moron?