Trump fixes California drought

[LogGrad98]

https://gawker.com/water-scientist-donald-trump-on-how-to-end-californias-1779228841

At a rally in Fresno, California today, newfound irrigation expert Donald Trump finally revealed the solution to the drought that’s been crippling California for the past five years: Turn the water back on, idiots.

The historic proposal appropriately took place amid a sea of “Farmers for Trump” signs, where Trump revealed that the reason California’s water problem is “so insane, so ridiculous” is because “they’re taking the water and shoving it out to sea.”

Fortunately for California, when Donald Trump becomes president, he plans to “start opening up the water so that you can have your farmers survive so that your job market will get better”—a position that is genuinely hard to argue with, though not for the usual reasons.

On the one hand, according to Buzzfeed, Trump might have been referring to the water that gets allocated to rivers and wetlands for environmental uses. On the other, Donald Trump might actually be asking California to stop throwing its water in the ocean. In which case—Californians, please, listen to Mr. Trump, and do NOT shove your water out to sea. The ocean already has plenty of water. It needs no extra.

Now, how is Trump going to make good on his promise of “opening up the water?” According to Trump, “We’re going to get it done, and we’re going to get it done quick. Don’t even think about it.”

 

[Siro]

California is a pretty liberal state, and there might be strong opposition to that solution.

 

[NAOS]

Trump grabbed La Niña by the ***** and it's been wet as **** around here. Drought over. Glory be unto thee, Drumpf.

 

[moevillini]

Trump grabbed La Niña by the ***** and it's been wet as **** around here. Drought over. Glory be unto thee, Drumpf.

He really didn't even need to grab anything. He just gave her "that look" and the flow of tears was relentless.

 

[Boris]

California is a pretty liberal state, and there might be strong opposition to that solution.

A certain animal type is already flipping him the bird.

 

[Boris]

He really didn't even need to grab anything. He just gave her "that look" and the flow of tears was relentless.

The just grabbed The Beaver an did what he wanted with them.

 

[moevillini]

The just grabbed The Beaver an did what he wanted with them.

Huh? Not quite sure what you're saying here.

And it's sort of interesting how one is filtered and the other isn't!

 

[Boris]

Huh? Not quite sure what you're saying here.

And it's sort of interesting how one is filtered and the other isn't!

*He.

The Beaver is dependent on CA riparian zones Trump wants to destroy.

 

[babe]

CA gov endorsed Trump's water infrastructure notion, to the applause of the CA legislature. . . .

 

[LogGrad98]

So today in 80 degree weather at Knotts berry farm I saw lots of water. Ample evidence the drought is OVAAAAHHH. Woot!

Thanks Trump!

He really did get it done. And I didn't even have to think about it. We did what he said and stopped shoving the water out to sea and he turned the water on, just like he said. It was a saturnalia miracle is what it was.

 

[babe]

So today in 80 degree weather at Knotts berry farm I saw lots of water. Ample evidence the drought is OVAAAAHHH. Woot!

Thanks Trump!

He really did get it done. And I didn't even have to think about it. We did what he said and stopped shoving the water out to sea and he turned the water on, just like he said. It was a saturnalia miracle is what it was.

Pretty sure there's some snarky cynicism in there somewhere.....

here's a link to my comment above:

https://www.breitbart.com/californi...own-donald-trump-amen-brother-infrastructure/

There is widespread political support for desalination plants, dams, canals, and other stuff. CA, liberal or not, wants water. Jerry Brown is an FDR public works sort of guy when he's not under the thumb of ZPG ideologues.