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What is the origin of the word "poop"?
(Question submitted by Screechr86)
According to Eric Partridge in his excellent book of word origins (Origins: A Short Etymological Dictionary of Modern English), "poop" comes from the Middle English word poupen or popen, and it originally meant "fart." The word was based on the sound of a fart. According to Robert Chapman, author of American Slang, "poop" came into use with its current meaning around 1900.
 
This is just freakin' hilarious. It's Kevin Smith talking about the failed "Superman Lives" film. All the funnier because you know most of it is probably true, though probably exaggerated. It's a little long, but trust me, it's worth the watch.

Only in Hollywood...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgYhLIThTvk


I spent to many hours listening to this dude talk after watching this. Thanks.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixjnnPweYXY&feature=related
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhuzjkE65f8&feature=related

We come in peace...shoot to kill....shoot to kill.
 
An absolutely incredible story...

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Part One: The Feral Child

PLANT CITY — The family had lived in the rundown rental house for almost three years when someone first saw a child's face in the window.

A little girl, pale, with dark eyes, lifted a dirty blanket above the broken glass and peered out, one neighbor remembered.

Everyone knew a woman lived in the house with her boyfriend and two adult sons. But they had never seen a child there, had never noticed anyone playing in the overgrown yard.

The girl looked young, 5 or 6, and thin. Too thin. Her cheeks seemed sunken; her eyes were lost.

The child stared into the square of sunlight, then slipped away.

Months went by. The face never reappeared.

Just before noon on July 13, 2005, a Plant City police car pulled up outside that shattered window. Two officers went into the house — and one stumbled back out.

Clutching his stomach, the rookie retched in the weeds.

Plant City Detective Mark Holste had been on the force for 18 years when he and his young partner were sent to the house on Old Sydney Road to stand by during a child abuse investigation. Someone had finally called the police.

They found a car parked outside. The driver's door was open and a woman was slumped over in her seat, sobbing. She was an investigator for the Florida Department of Children and Families.

"Unbelievable," she told Holste. "The worst I've ever seen."

The police officers walked through the front door, into a cramped living room.

"I've been in rooms with bodies rotting there for a week and it never stunk that bad," Holste said later. "There's just no way to describe it. Urine and ***** — dog, cat and human excrement — smeared on the walls, mashed into the carpet. Everything dank and rotting."

Tattered curtains, yellow with cigarette smoke, dangling from bent metal rods. Cardboard and old comforters stuffed into broken, grimy windows. Trash blanketing the stained couch, the sticky counters.

The floor, walls, even the ceiling seemed to sway beneath legions of scuttling roaches.

"It sounded like you were walking on eggshells. You couldn't take a step without crunching German cockroaches," the detective said. "They were in the lights, in the furniture. Even inside the freezer. The freezer!"

While Holste looked around, a stout woman in a faded housecoat demanded to know what was going on. Yes, she lived there. Yes, those were her two sons in the living room. Her daughter? Well, yes, she had a daughter . . .

The detective strode past her, down a narrow hall. He turned the handle on a door, which opened into a space the size of a walk-in closet. He squinted in the dark.

At his feet, something stirred...

Continue reading at the link...
 
https://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/03/24/north-carolina-bigfoot-crossed-road/?test=faces

Bigfoot caught on tape?

A Shelby, North Carolina man claims to have a video of the legendary Bigfoot.

Thomas Byers was driving with a friend when he says he saw Bigfoot cross Golden Valley Church Road in Rutherford County Tuesday evening. Naturally, he whipped out his video camera and was able to capture a five-second video from about 15 to 20 feet away.

"It ran across the road and into the woods right in front of us and I was able to film it," Byers wrote in an e-mail to WCNC NewsChannel 36 in Charlotte, N.C. "In the short video you can hear it snarl or growl at me."

And Bigfoot, it seems, is in desperate need of a shower. "One thing I know is the smell of it was horrid. It smelled like a cross between road kill and a skunk. And it did not like the fact that I was there on the road with it. In the video you can hear it snarl or growl at me as it crosses the road."

Byers details the event on a personal website where he has posted the video plus a few pictures. In the description, he explains that Bigfoot, or Knobby as it's known locally, has been "spotted for years."

Commenters on his site remained divided over the authenticity of the video.

"Unfortunately, until one is captured or killed and delivered to a lab, nothing can be proven," said online user 'Mike'. "Any sighting could be staged, or a prank by someone in a primate-like costume."

"I personally believe you," said 'Luke'. "But if you want to convince the skeptics out there you need a better video and physical evidence such as droppings."

As the debate rages on over whether or not this was the real deal, Byers is satisfied simply to have experienced the moment. "It was truly one of the most amazing things that I have ever seen," he said on his website.

Representatives of the American Bigfoot Society and the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization did not immediately respond to requests for comment

Sasquatch was walking the same way my seven year old walks when he's prairie dogging.
 
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By Richard Simon, Los Angeles times
March 24, 2011, 5:39 p.m.

Reporting from Washington— First the Republicans took over the House. Now it's the cafeterias.

Republicans say the use of "compostable" cups and utensils, a key part of former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's Green the Capitol initiative, was "neither cost effective nor energy efficient." So they brought back plastic utensils and foam cups, ditching the eco-friendly dining wares of the Democratic era.

The replacement spoons, knives, forks and cups are creating quite a stir, dividing lawmakers largely along party lines.

Democratic staffers are talking about boycotting the cafeterias, which serve about 230,000 meals a month, mostly to staff members but also to the public. The issue sprouted a Facebook page, "Stop the Styrofoam Invasion: Bring cardboard back to the House Cafeteria." Some staffers are bringing in their own mugs. Others are becoming office baristas and making their own coffee.

The controversy over cups and forks shows how quickly tensions can escalate in this hyperpartisan Congress, which returns to Washington next week to confront more weighty issues: the stalemate over the national budget and President Obama's handing of the military campaign in Libya.

Democrats see the cafeteria changes as symbolic of GOP hostility toward the environment. Republicans support initiatives that include legislation to thwart regulation of greenhouse gas emissions, deep cuts to the Environmental Protection Agency budget and the repeal of a national mandate for more energy-efficient light bulbs.

"This seems like a small thing, but it sends a terrible message," said Rep. Chellie Pingree (D-Maine) of the return to foam cups.

But Rep. Dan Lungren (R-Gold River), whose committee oversees the cafeterias, ended the $475,000-a-year composting program initiated by Pelosi after a study found it had increased energy use and barely reduced carbon emissions.

"I never thought I'd be known as 'Styrofoam Dan,' " said Lungren, who is surprised by all of the fuss.

In defense of the decision, Salley Wood, a spokeswoman for Republicans on the Committee on House Administration, said, "I think you'd be hard-pressed to find taxpayers who consider blowing a half-million dollars on a failing program a 'small thing' in this economic environment."

Democrats, who have sought to make the Capitol an example of environmental responsibility, are especially upset over the return of polystyrene, long the scourge of environmentalists who say it takes a long time to break down and pollutes the landscape.

"We all support smart cuts to federal government spending, but the use of Styrofoam is contrary to the direction of nearly every major business in our country," said Kyle Anderson, a spokesman for the committee's Democrats. (Styrofoam maker Dow Chemical says the cups aren't Styrofoam; they are made of polystyrene.)

Democrats have urged House Speaker John A. Boehner (R-Ohio) to reconsider.

"I can hardly wait for the lead paint," Rep. Earl Blumenauer (D-Ore.) said in a sarcastic tweet.

"This GOP leadership has shown that the only thing they are good at is recycling bad ideas," said Pelosi spokesman Drew Hammill. The eco-friendly dining ware reduced the volume of materials sent to landfills by 535 tons a year.

Yet some welcome the change, saying that the old cutlery, which was made from cornstarch, would often bend, break or dissolve in hot liquids.

"Plastic ware is back in the Capitol!" lobbyist Maury Litwack cheered in a tweet. "Can't tell you how bipartisan was the anger regarding the melting forks and spoons."

But even soup brews controversy.

Daniel Weiss, chief of staff to a Democratic congressman, said he had eaten a lot of very hot soup from the cafeteria, "and I never had a spoon melt."

It's the most attention the House cafeterias have received since a former Republican committee chairman in 2003 renamed the French fries "freedom fries" after France refused to support the U.S.-led war in Iraq.

As for the cafeteria food, Republicans say they have no plans to remove organic choices.

Nor, they say, do they plan to bring back smoking in the lobby outside the House chamber, even though Boehner is a heavy smoker.

And Republicans said the end to eco-friendly utensils and cups did not close the door on improvement to Capitol kitchenware.

They are planning to experiment with washable mugs in one of the cafeterias, possibly leading to the use of real plates and utensils.

Since a lot of staffers eat at their desks, "you're going to lose silverware or you're going to have drawers full of dirty silverware," Hammill said. "Either way, that's not going to save you money."

Democratic staffer Ken Willis said that while he regarded the return of the foam cups as shortsighted, he welcomed the thought of eating on a non-paper plate.

"I'd be most happy with a good, old-fashioned metal fork, spoon and knife that simply gets washed," Willis said.

richard.simon@latimes.com
 
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