https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxRXK-NxfUQ
For FishAss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EOSDOA0tCs&feature=player_embedded#at=39
8. Salt Lake City
Deep in the heart of socks-with-sandals country, Salt Lakers still look psyched to serve as "ambassadors" for the 2002 Winter Games. It's an understated look: promotional fleece vest, active-wear turtleneck, ill-fitting generic jeans, plaster-of-Paris-grin concealing a lifetime of repression. You know how there was something creepy about that outdoorsy deacon with the soul patch next door? Yeah, that's the look.—Robert Fischer
15. Provo, UT
Faraway in the foothills of Mormonia, there lives a band of eager young men of even-temper, impossibly smiley countenances, and just about the worst gosh-darn uniforms on the planet. We are gonna give them a break for the obvious—the undies are divinely ordained—and skip ahead to the big picture. When you are selling one hell of a far fetched story, billowing short-sleeved shirts, monster-width ties, and painfully-visible undershirts don't make things easier to swallow.—Andrew Richdale
That is hillarious. Gotta love the "I have never been there, and there is no way in HELL I am ever going there, so I will just pull out some random stereotype and apply it to everyone" approach.
I was thinking the same thing, that they have never been to either place. I'm not saying either is not in the right spot as "worst dressed", but for different reasons. I would think the plaster of paris grin is found more readily in Provo, and not everyone in Provo dresses like a missionary. Whatever... I don't care.
I have to put on my white socks and sandals to go buy some green jello with carrots in it.