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Udoh to be guaranteed

LogGrad98 said:
Wait, you're a guy?
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I offer up the smaller of my two perfectly accomplished ********* as a sign my commitment to the Jazz. What are you gonna do, make a poster?



"When one ******** is removed, there is usually no effect on a man's sexual function. Most of the time, the remaining ******** produces enough testosterone and sperm to compensate for the ******** that has been removed. Therefore, the man should still be able to get an erection and ejaculate as he did before."
 
str8line said:
I offer up the smaller of my two perfectly accomplished ********* as a sign my commitment to the Jazz. What are you gonna do, make a poster?



"When one ******** is removed, there is usually no effect on a man's sexual function. Most of the time, the remaining ******** produces enough testosterone and sperm to compensate for the ******** that has been removed. Therefore, the man should still be able to get an erection and ejaculate as he did before."
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Is that blocking out ovary?
 
str8line said:
I offer up the smaller of my two perfectly accomplished ********* as a sign my commitment to the Jazz. What are you gonna do, make a poster?



"When one ******** is removed, there is usually no effect on a man's sexual function. Most of the time, the remaining ******** produces enough testosterone and sperm to compensate for the ******** that has been removed. Therefore, the man should still be able to get an erection and ejaculate as he did before."
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hmmm doubt it would justify a poster, post-it note maybe.
 
Heheh this thread devolved into a discussion about balls. I feel at home.

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Speaking of Balls, I wrote a short story, entitled "Balls," that I presented at a Toastmasters Comedy event, about a guy who has a vasectomy. Well, the guys in the audience liked it, but some of the ladies were really put off. It's written in the first person though it was something that happened to one of my friends: "My balls were three times normal size and resembled veiny, cratered twin planets colored like deep purple sunsets." Anyway, I think it's pretty funny. Some stand-up guy could probably do a number on it -- any stand-up guys here?
 
I wish he had just some semblance of an offensive game, but I'm still happy. He's a great defender and seems to fit into the Jazz culture very nicely.
 
Nate505 said:
I wish he had just some semblance of an offensive game, but I'm still happy. He's a great defender and seems to fit into the Jazz culture very nicely.
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If he had some semblance of an offensive game he would be making much more in a bigger role. He's that good on defense.
 
Eenie-Meenie said:
Speaking of Balls, I wrote a short story, entitled "Balls," that I presented at a Toastmasters Comedy event, about a guy who has a vasectomy. Well, the guys in the audience liked it, but some of the ladies were really put off. It's written in the first person though it was something that happened to one of my friends: "My balls were three times normal size and resembled veiny, cratered twin planets colored like deep purple sunsets." Anyway, I think it's pretty funny. Some stand-up guy could probably do a number on it -- any stand-up guys here?
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Sounds wholly uninteresting
 
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