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EXCLUSIVE TRANSCRIPT OF GAME 1 PREGAME STRATEGY TALK:
Alex: hey, Quinn, what if we try to trick harden by getting out of his way and letting him dribble right into the paint?
Quin: WTF? Wouldn’t we be playing 4 against 5?
Alex: um yeah…but the thing is, that’s the last thing he’ll expect us to do
Quin: ok, I’m listening. How could this blow up in our face?
Alex: I’m not exactly sure since I’ve never seen a team at any level in basketball purposely remove a defender and play 4 against 5.
Quin: hmmm, ok, well, what’s the best that could happen?
Alex: harden won’t shoot those step back 35-foot three’s! He’ll drive right into the lane and Boom! That’s where we’ll get him!
Quin: I like your thinking
Alex: that’s not even the best part…when the rockets see us doing that to Harden, they’ll be tempted to try the same thing on Jae – chase him off the 3 point line! No more 1-9 from 3 nights!
Quin: What the hell, let’s do it! Hey do you have any crisp dollar bills? I’m meeting Jonny Football in the bathroom in a few minutes and he’s bringing the pixie dust!
