Utah Jazz 2018-19 Championship Bus CHOO CHOO

[Stoked]

Form deep in the recesses of Vivent arena our general emerges. He comes with battle plans, strategies and his heroes. None dared stand in his way as he plundered their secret and devised plans to destroy them. He leads the way to greater glories.

Behind him ride his heroes.

Donovan Mitchell, the one simply known as "Spida", is focused and locked in. He will cement his status as a true hero and warrior. He has come for his rivals legacies.

The Stifle Tower, Gobert, hungers for more souls. Souls take by force at the dizzying heights of the rim. Some have been left so broken they never returned to battle.

And from a distant land across the sea a new hero emerges. Known as the Spanish Samurai, Ricky Rubio has joined this quest for glory.

Standings:

1 Golden State Warriors 37-15
2 Denver Nuggets 37-16 (0.5)
3 Oklahoma City Thunder 33-19 (4)
4 Portland Trail Blazers 32-20 (5)
5 Houston Rockets 31-22 (6.5)
6 San Antonio Spurs 32-23 (6.5)
7 Utah Jazz 30-24 (8)
8 LA Clippers 29-25 (9)

9 Sacramento Kings 28-25 (9.5)
10 Los Angeles Lakers 27-26 (10.5)
11 Minnesota Timberwolves 25-27 (12)
12 Dallas Mavericks 24-28 (13)
13 New Orleans Pelicans 23-31 (15)
14 Memphis Grizzlies 21-33 (17)
15 Phoenix Suns 11-44 (27.5)

 

[Stoked]

All heroes need fierce warriors at their side and Snyder has prepared well.

The army has gathered and Jazz Nation stands ready to unleash a mighty rage upon our foes.

He has even gone to such lengths as to prepare a pair of special scribes with all the tools needed to chronicle how we crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and to hear the lamentation of their fans. @JazzAvenues and @prodigy even have a special ride made just for them for this purpose and this purpose alone.

Standings to be updated at seasons start.

 

[fishonjazz]

Hell ya! Best thread on JazzFanz returns!

 

[fishonjazz]

Hey @Stoked how about a AB picture for old times sake

 

[JazzMan4Life]

Last year was a hell of a ride, let's do this! Hopefully this time around we don't have too many people bailing for the tank in the first couple months.

 

[Jack Strop]

Last year was a hell of a ride, let's do this! Hopefully this time around we don't have too many people bailing for the tank in the first couple months.

If the season ended today, the Jazz would have a 3.3% chance at the #1 pick in the draft.

 

[dipship31]

Same reply as last year:

Checking in

 

[infection]

Where’s the tank thread?

 

[fishonjazz]

If the season ended today, the Jazz would have a 3.3% chance at the #1 pick in the draft.

Lol

 

[jope]

My favorite part is that the “bus” goes “choo choo”

 

[fishonjazz]

My favorite part is that the “bus” goes “choo choo”

My favorite part is your avatar

 

[Stoked]

Where’s the tank thread?

Spida took care of it.

My favorite part is that the “bus” goes “choo choo”

We modified the hell out of this thing. Train horn, bar in the back, plush seats, an upper section like those British buses but convertible style, a DJ booth and security

 

[fishonjazz]

Spida took care of it.


We modified the hell out of this thing. Train horn, bar in the back, plush seats, an upper section like those British buses but convertible style, a DJ booth and security

Gonna have to modify it a bit more after prop 2 passes..................

 

[Stoked]

Here’s what’s left of your tank. Spida wasn’t gentle.

 

[Stoked]

For @fishonjazz

 

[idestroyedthetoilet]

Negged. It's not playoff bus, it's Playoff Beasts, as in 15 Cadillac STSs covered in ballistic armor, night vision/infrared driving system, sealed cabin with oxygen and food supply and medical staff including everything needed for survival such as blood bags, fully terrorism resistant, lead by sweeper scouting team, a full team of real time and advanced video surveillance, a lead car carrying Quin Snyder, and Air Force One delivering players from city to city. Choo coo is now Move, Move!

 

[fishonjazz]

For @fishonjazz

The elevation! Look at how high his feet are off the ground

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

The elevation! Look at how high his feet are off the ground

iT'S REDUNKULOUS!

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

Spida took care of it.


We modified the hell out of this thing. Train horn, bar in the back, plush seats, an upper section like those British buses but convertible style, a DJ booth and security

And a library.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Spida took care of it.


We modified the hell out of this thing. Train horn, bar in the back, plush seats, an upper section like those British buses but convertible style, a DJ booth and security

Stoked's even letting me burn incense in the back this time