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Utah Jazz Survivor!!!

Who is the first player you would vote off the team?

  • Raja Bell

    Votes: 42 91.3%

  • DeMarre Carroll

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Jeremy Evans

    Votes: 1 2.2%

  • Randy Foye

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Al Jefferson

    Votes: 2 4.3%

  • Kevin Murphy

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Jamaal Tinsley

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Earl Watson

    Votes: 1 2.2%

  • Mo Williams

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Marvin Williams

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    46
  • Poll closed .
UGLI baby

UGLI baby

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Here it is jazzfanz, the return of Utah Jazz Survivor.

The game is pretty simple. Each round you will vote one player off the team. This will help determine who jazzfanz considers to be the Jazz' best assets.

Things to consider:

Length and terms of contract, player's potential, player's trade value.

For example, Big Al might be a better NBA player than Enes Kanter at this moment, but who is more valuable to the Jazz as an asset?

MODS: Please sticky, this will go on for a couple weeks.
 
Roger braille is definately getting kicked off first.

BTW someone let me know who came up with the roger braille name. I want to give some rep. I still laugh everytime i see someone call him roger braille
 
fishonjazz said:
Roger braille is definately getting kicked off first.

BTW someone let me know who came up with the roger braille name. I want to give some rep. I still laugh everytime i see someone call him roger braille
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I think MoTown may have coined the Roger part. Let me dig up the thread about there being buyout issues.
 
finally , roger braille gets to win something.

any reason why only 10 jazz-men are showing? i mean, i'm sure nobody's gonna want to vote off derrick or paul first, but if the goal is to wind up with one player left, don't we need all 14 or 15 guys on here?
 
theNBAnerd said:
finally , roger braille gets to win something.

any reason why only 10 jazz-men are showing? i mean, i'm sure nobody's gonna want to vote off derrick or paul first, but if the goal is to wind up with one player left, don't we need all 14 or 15 guys on here?
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I think that is the poll limit. Once some guys are eliminated then the ones missing now can be included in future polls.
 
nightmare3983 said:
I think MoTown may have coined the Roger part. Let me dig up the thread about there being buyout issues.
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I dispute that. I have called him Roger (sometimes Rodger) off and on for years, but it didn't catch until the buyout agreement thread. I want full licensing rights and royalties. Unless Roger or the Jazz sues, in which case it was MoTown all along.
 
fishonjazz said:
Roger braille is definately getting kicked off first.

BTW someone let me know who came up with the roger braille name. I want to give some rep. I still laugh everytime i see someone call him roger braille
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nightmare3983 said:
I think MoTown may have coined the Roger part. Let me dig up the thread about there being buyout issues.
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I was wrong on the Roger. UGLI came up with that. https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?11617-Roger-Braille-Buyout-Problems-(merged)/page5
 
UGLI, maybe you should allow write-in votes for players not shown in the poll. I don't think those guys would get many votes, but some ******* might want to vote off someone not in the poll.
 
Ever though Roger is "winning" this by an absolute landslide you should make the poll public for the next rounds, just for the curiosity factor.
 
fishonjazz said:
Roger braille is definately getting kicked off first.

BTW someone let me know who came up with the roger braille name. I want to give some rep. I still laugh everytime i see someone call him roger braille
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Pretty sure Mellow came up with the Roger part, in this epic rant which deserves reposting:

Break him. Make him come back run two a days or whatever. Fine him for being out of shape. Make him sit in a suit behind the bench. Never let him near the court. Have the cameras focus in on him at awkward times. Send Steve Brown to ask him questions like " what is it like to be a proud veteran sitting here watching these young guys make mistakes?" In all press releases spell his name Roger. Send him to Lake Point, American Fork and Syracuse to hand out tickets and meet the common man fans, let the people have a chance to talk with him. Move his locker to the far end of the room next to a noisy air vent, instead of a name plat scratch something on duct tape. Post that subway commercial on you-tube, send the link to Kobe. Tell him he is going to play, let him warm up and then just before tip off tell him never mind put your suit back on . Tell the parking lot attendant to leave his car in the snow, not to scrape the windshield and never warm it up. Fine him whenever he is late to practise or team meetings. When he asks for a sit down with KOC, schedule it for 5:30 Am the morning after a long road trip, or at 1:45 in the middle of three off days. Tell him KOC was called away at the last minute, but Randy Rigby wants to talk with him for two hours. Have the road manager lose his hotel key a couple times. Hey has anybody seen Roger's suitcase? Have the front desk give him a courtesy wake up call at 5 am. Or send the groupies to his room while he's on the phone talking to home. Have his wife's free seats be on row 43 in the nw corner of ESA. Give the rest of the tickets in row 43 and all of row 42 to junior jazz teams.

At the trade deadline give Toronto a 2nd round pick and cash to take him. Raja will love having to get a visa and pay all those taxes. Fine him if he doesn't report.
 
Nate505 said:
Pretty sure Mellow came up with the Roger part, in this epic rant which deserves reposting:

Break him. Make him come back run two a days or whatever. Fine him for being out of shape. Make him sit in a suit behind the bench. Never let him near the court. Have the cameras focus in on him at awkward times. Send Steve Brown to ask him questions like " what is it like to be a proud veteran sitting here watching these young guys make mistakes?" In all press releases spell his name Roger. Send him to Lake Point, American Fork and Syracuse to hand out tickets and meet the common man fans, let the people have a chance to talk with him. Move his locker to the far end of the room next to a noisy air vent, instead of a name plat scratch something on duct tape. Post that subway commercial on you-tube, send the link to Kobe. Tell him he is going to play, let him warm up and then just before tip off tell him never mind put your suit back on . Tell the parking lot attendant to leave his car in the snow, not to scrape the windshield and never warm it up. Fine him whenever he is late to practise or team meetings. When he asks for a sit down with KOC, schedule it for 5:30 Am the morning after a long road trip, or at 1:45 in the middle of three off days. Tell him KOC was called away at the last minute, but Randy Rigby wants to talk with him for two hours. Have the road manager lose his hotel key a couple times. Hey has anybody seen Roger's suitcase? Have the front desk give him a courtesy wake up call at 5 am. Or send the groupies to his room while he's on the phone talking to home. Have his wife's free seats be on row 43 in the nw corner of ESA. Give the rest of the tickets in row 43 and all of row 42 to junior jazz teams.

At the trade deadline give Toronto a 2nd round pick and cash to take him. Raja will love having to get a visa and pay all those taxes. Fine him if he doesn't report.
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Yup^^

This is the post that inspired my Sig.

I'm not the creator of the Roger revolution. Just a humble servant eager to spread the news.
 
Every season of Survivor they have that one contestant that's super useless and annoying. Every season they're voted off first.

This describes Raja Bell's role perfectly.
 
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