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Utah Jazz vs. Brooklyn Nets, Sunday March 8, 6pm EST/8pm MST; Barclays Center, Brooklyn NY

I'm going on a date tonight (with a Nets fan), so the question is, do I dress with pride or do I dress to get laid? I got hella tasty Jazz gear but I also can dress to drop panties. I am also incredibly vulgar when I am faced with the prospect of going to a Jazz game.
 
I'm going on a date tonight (with a Nets fan), so the question is, do I dress with pride or do I dress to get laid? I got hella tasty Jazz gear but I also can dress to drop panties. I am also incredibly vulgar when I am faced with the prospect of going to a Jazz game.

Teach me ur ways. I too want to know the ways of the force to drop panties.
 
Much like ZZ Top, women in New York laud the desirability of a sharp-dressed man. So it might mean a bowtie, with a chambray shirt and drop-crotch slacks, hipster-*** boots, and civilized conversation. Or it's my Jazz/Wolverine hat, my #1 Hendo Jazz shirt, and getting drunk. Well, getting drunk either way, probably.
 
I'm going on a date tonight (with a Nets fan), so the question is, do I dress with pride or do I dress to get laid? I got hella tasty Jazz gear but I also can dress to drop panties. I am also incredibly vulgar when I am faced with the prospect of going to a Jazz game.
Jazz gear

Bros before hoes and all dat
 
My two keys for tonight: We need to make our FTs.
Got to have a few hot shooters. I'm looking at you Trey and Hay.

Im not worried about the defense, as they have been playing pretty solid for bit now.
 
We should prolly be thanking Darren William for speeding up the rebuilding process. After all, if Sloan hadn't retired that year it likely would have meant delaying the eventual letting go of Ty and bringing on new blood.

Part of what you say is true, but I have too much respect for Jerry to ever say he should have ended his career that way.
 
So lets see, the DWill trade netted us:

- Derrick Favors - seems to be working out so far
- A lottery pick that became Enes Kanter, who left for spare parts in a trade
- Devin Harris - traded for Marvin Williams who left as a FA, whatever
- GSW 1st round pick - that ended up being the 21st pick and helped us trade up for Trey Burke, okay

...And the best part:

- Not having to pay DWill $100MM.

I guess it worked out pretty well, all things considered. Derrick Favors + Trey Burke + avoiding one of the worst contracts in the league.
 
So lets see, the DWill trade netted us:

- Derrick Favors - seems to be working out so far
- A lottery pick that became Enes Kanter, who left for spare parts in a trade
- Devin Harris - traded for Marvin Williams who left as a FA, whatever
- GSW 1st round pick - that ended up being the 21st pick and helped us trade up for Trey Burke, okay

...And the best part:

- Not having to pay DWill $100MM.

I guess it worked out pretty well, all things considered.

You forgot:
-3M in cash. You can say we paid the Nuggets that money for Gobert.
 
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