Valentines

[PearlWatson]

 

[MK11]

14-02-12 = 0

 

[Beantown]

Gonna get some tonight.

 

[MK11]

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[Gyp Rosetti]

Gonna get some tonight.

Hopefully she scalps you afterward.

 

[Beantown]

Hopefully she scalps you afterward.

I don't kiss and tell.

 

[MK11]

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Oops, sorry for the whatever the problem was.

 

[MK11]

By the way while we're at it... Happy valentine's day to all who care it. I don't care this year, today, because my gf is thosuands miles away from me and it isn't good to hear everyone talking about their mates or dates while I'm alone and so far away from her. It's not about the day though, I miss her even while she's close to me. Yeah I'm a pure and disgusting romantic.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Best part of Valentines by far is the sugar cookie hearts with the pink frosting.

 

[Scat]

Gonna get some tonight.

Hopefully she scalps you afterward.

I don't kiss and tell.

That's because you'll be dead, duh.

 

[Scat]

Best part of Valentines by far is the sugar cookie hearts with the pink frosting.

I used to love these when I was younger but now I find them so disgustingly sweet I go into a diabetic coma just thinking about them.

 

[Brown Notes]

I bought 3 roses. Flower girl gave me dirty look. I figured she wasn't getting any.

 

[moevillini]

this is a good one...

a couple in Oregon was arrested for their Valentine's Day role-playing stunt!

https://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57378245-504083/valentines-day-role-play-ends-in-oregon-couples-arrest/

- Some Valentine's Day "role-playing" ended up in jail time Tuesday when a boyfriend and girlfriend were arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after an officer responded to a report of a naked woman bound in the back of a car with duct tape covering her mouth.
CBS affiliate KPIC reports a Portland Police spokesman said around 12:35 p.m. officers got a call that a naked woman had been tied up and gagged.

Sgt. Pete Simpson said a witness told police that the man driving the car "seemed hazy," and that the man told him they were "just having some fun."

Fox News reports at least nine police cars then fanned out across the area, looking for the vehicle.

An officer eventually found the car and stopped a man seen walking away, Simpson said. Police noticed the naked woman bound in the back of a car.

Nikolas Harbar, 31, told police he and his girlfriend, Stephanie Pelzner, 26, were participating in some role-playing for Valentine's Day. Pelzner said she was voluntarily naked and tied up, according to a police report.

Officers arrested the couple on charges of disorderly conduct in the second degree.