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VICTORY!!! Government to change policy on "race at birth"

Beantown

Beantown

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The US Government has decided to change their policy on race at birth. So now all illegal immigrants have to do is change their physical appearence, change their accents and they will become citizens. Illegal immigrants feel that they were supposed to be born Americans and if they change the way they look and talk the government will then respond to what they want.

There also have been a high amount of middle class white high school kids that feel they should have been born African American. They are darkening their skin and the colleges will now except them as minority applicants.

I suggest you all start thinking about if you should have been born Indian. There is lots of free money out there. So make your skin look red and darken your hair and you will start receiving free checks in the mail.
 
Beantown said:
Sometimes satire is used to make a point. Shocker!
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It's funny that you don't think I know that you thought you were satirizing another post in order to make "a point." (See if you can guess why I used quotation marks there.)
 
Stickler said:
It's funny that you don't think I know that you thought you were satirizing another post in order to make "a point." (See if you can guess why I used quotation marks there.)
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What point do you think I was trying to make? Because I can tell you dont get it.
 
You were attempting to demonstrate what you consider to be the absurdity of another poster on this site, who champions for gay, lesbian, and transgender issues, and her post about the LPGA changing its stance on a birth gender qualification. You were also mocking the decision of the LPGA by substituting the birth gender issue with issues like ethnic background and American citizenship. Your satire didn't quite work because you muddied it up by mixing the larger point of your satire -- that gender cannot actually change, just as you cannot change your ethnic background -- with things that actually can change, like your citizenship status. Additionally, your insertion of the way people look and talk into the citizenship portion of your satire was stupid, since people don't have to look or talk a certain way in order to have American citizenship. I believe the reason you added that was that you thought it would tie the satire of your post to an even larger issue -- one of political correctness gone awry in our country and society. Which is probably how you explain to yourself the decision of the LPGA. Among the vast array of reasons why your post was idiotic and fell flat, as satire, is that the government doesn't _have_ a policy about a person's race at birth relating to their citizenship.

The reason I call it trolling, whether you believe it's satire or not, is that it is a post with absolutely no positive purpose on this board, and it fails completely to make the muddled "point" you thought you were making.
 
Beantown said:
There also have been a high amount of middle class white high school kids that feel they should have been born African American. They are darkening their skin and the colleges will now except them as minority applicants.
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Stickler said:
You were attempting to demonstrate what you consider to be the absurdity of another poster on this site, who champions for gay, lesbian, and transgender issues, and her post about the LPGA changing its stance on a birth gender qualification. You were also mocking the decision of the LPGA by substituting the birth gender issue with issues like ethnic background and American citizenship. Your satire didn't quite work because you muddied it up by mixing the larger point of your satire -- that gender cannot actually change, just as you cannot change your ethnic background -- with things that actually can change, like your citizenship status. Additionally, your insertion of the way people look and talk into the citizenship portion of your satire was stupid, since people don't have to look or talk a certain way in order to have American citizenship. I believe the reason you added that was that you thought it would tie the satire of your post to an even larger issue -- one of political correctness gone awry in our country and society. Which is probably how you explain to yourself the decision of the LPGA. Among the vast array of reasons why your post was idiotic and fell flat, as satire, is that the government doesn't _have_ a policy about a person's race at birth relating to their citizenship.

The reason I call it trolling, whether you believe it's satire or not, is that it is a post with absolutely no positive purpose on this board, and it fails completely to make the muddled "point" you thought you were making.
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No you are still missing the point.....think about the racist comments I made...it will get you closer.
 
"Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, BeanClown you give Mormons, republicans, white people, the human race a bad name... bad name..."
 
Beantown said:
Tell me what you dont like about this thread. Be specific. Thanks.
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No problem:

VICTORY!!! Government to change policy on "race at birth"

The US Government has decided to change their policy on race at birth. So now all illegal immigrants have to do is change their physical appearence, change their accents and they will become citizens. Illegal immigrants feel that they were supposed to be born Americans and if they change the way they look and talk the government will then respond to what they want.

There also have been a high amount of middle class white high school kids that feel they should have been born African American. They are darkening their skin and the colleges will now except them as minority applicants.

I suggest you all start thinking about if you should have been born Indian. There is lots of free money out there. So make your skin look red and darken your hair and you will start receiving free checks in the mail.
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Stickler said:
Yet you won't explain it. Hmmm....
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The point of the thread is sexism. Just like how this thread I created was made to appear racist.....very racist. Lets say I believe that I should have been born African American. So I dye my skin black, dye my hair black, etc. I then expect everyone in the world INCLUDING African Americans to view me and accept me as such. This is extremely racist.

Now lets look at the other thread. Say I believe that I should have been born a woman. I cut off my genitals, grow my hair long, get breasts implants, take some hormones, etc. Now I expect the whole world INCLUDING all females to accept me as a woman. This is extremely sexist. To say that all a man has to do to become a woman is cut off his genitals and put on a dress is very demeaning to women.
 
Beantown said:
The US Government has decided to change their policy on race at birth. So now all illegal immigrants have to do is change their physical appearence, change their accents and they will become citizens. Illegal immigrants feel that they were supposed to be born Americans and if they change the way they look and talk the government will then respond to what they want.

There also have been a high amount of middle class white high school kids that feel they should have been born African American. They are darkening their skin and the colleges will now except them as minority applicants.

I suggest you all start thinking about if you should have been born Indian. There is lots of free money out there. So make your skin look red and darken your hair and you will start receiving free checks in the mail.
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Bravo!! I applaud your effort. Undoubtedly you'll be flamed in excess but I think you make an excellent point regardless of all the PC clowns that patrol these boards.
 
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