Walker Kessler Nickname

[Handlogten's Heros]

Call him “tall white guy” that is likely his nickname on pickup courts… you guard the tall white guy… pass it to tall white guy… tall white guy blocked the **** outta you.

 

[slc]

Lurch or Jaws

 

[Step-Back Hook]

"Jaws"

Then make a poster for his all-star campaign where he rips a basketball with his teeth.

 

[Conestoga Finn]

Orthanc

 

[porfavors]

Skywalker

 

[LogGrad98]

Orthanc

Yes, but from which age? Could be good, could be evil.

 

[Eddie Zero]

Swat Lake City is better than all these other lame *** ideas haha . Blocker Kessler really? Is this the WWE ? Why don't we just call him poor white smash or blasters master smh

 

[fishonjazz]

Swat Lake City is better than all these other lame *** ideas haha . Blocker Kessler really? Is this the WWE ? Why don't we just call him poor white smash or blasters master smh

Swat lake city is a name for a team full of shot blockers or a combination of a few guys, not just for one person imo.

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

Walker "the sauce" Kessler *

Walker "Pastrami Burger" Kessler

Walker "The tiger" Kessler

Walker "Slick Rock" Kessler *

Walker "The swarm" Kessler *

Walker "the hive" Kessler

Walker "The stop light" Kessler *

Walker "The Kid" Kessler

Walker "Dynamite" Kessler

Walker "The Range" Kessler *

Walker "The Inversion" Kessler *

Walker "Jack Bauer" Kessler

* = i kinda like it

 

[Eddie Zero]

Swat lake city is a name for a team full of shot blockers or a combination of a few guys, not just for one person imo.

lol ok man I think he has kind of earned the label all for himself

 

[Goodluckchuck]

I thought “kid Kessler” was already out there.

 

[The Midnight]

Kessler the Hassler (he "hassles" the shot)

 

[The Midnight]

I thought “kid Kessler” was already out there.

Yeah but what happens when he gets older? Are we still gonna keep calling him kid?

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

I like fry sauce Kessler. Short to sauce kessler

 

[Goodluckchuck]

Yeah but what happens when he gets older? Are we still gonna keep calling him kid?

They called Ken Griffey Jr the kid throughout his career. Still do. Not comparing the two. But it could stick.

 

[porfavors]

Phantom: Ghost who Walks

 

[Conestoga Finn]

Kessie

 

[SteakNEggs]

The Kess of Death

 

[JazzFever]

The Kess of Death

I like that as a description of his blocks. Can already imagine Boler saying it.

 

[Chargers Jazz Angels]

I kinda like Kessie the great salt lake monster