WCSF Game 5: Win one for the Ricker! -- Jazz in Houston 5/8/2018 6:00 pm MST

[Gameface]

I think Snyder should make an example of this game. We're already short handed. Have player go out and play honest D against Harden and get called when he throws his arms into theirs. Don't pull players for foul trouble, just let them foul out one after another. Goal is to have fewer than 5 Jazz players left before the half.

Make a statement. Show how worthless and unwatchable that is!

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

I think Snyder should make an example of this game. We're already short handed. Have player go out and play honest D against Harden and get called when he throws his arms into theirs. Don't pull players for foul trouble, just let them foul out one after another. Goal is to have fewer than 5 Jazz players left before the half.

Make a statement. Show how worthless and unwatchable that is!

Snyder respects the game too much, but dang I would love to see this.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

If we win the first quarter we win the game... get off to a good start and these guys will get tight and remember their past failings... we need **** to get bad quick.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Snyder respects the game too much, but dang I would love to see this.

Maybe send guys out with their hands on their heads or literally behind their backs when they guard Harden. If we want it to be funny we could rub our stomachs and pat our heads when guarding him... shows our hands are too busy to foul.

Or Favs or crowder could plant his *** on the Ground each time he drives and say if you are going to flop and get the call we are getting our money’s worth... like the unspoken rules of baseball... you flip the bat... we throw at your chin.

 

[Archie Moses]

Lol @ the cognitive dissonance on this site.

 

[Goodluckchuck]

I just want to say it's been a pleasure. Going into this season I didn't think we had a chance to make the playoffs. But the basketball gods smiled down on us. It's been a fun and amazing year. Win or lose tonight we can walk away with our heads held high. Cause we have something brewing or as some call it the cake is baking. I never felt like contenders with Hayward. But with Mitchell. I feel like one day... anyway it's been an amazing ride!

 

[Miggs]

Win or lose, I'm happy with this season.

For this game, I want to see one thing - I want to see somebody quit talking and do something. Options:

- Quin to go ape **** when there is a bogus foul called for Houston. Throw a chair. Get tossed. Something.
- Jae Crowder fully too hand shove the first guy to get into his face (a shove might not get him ejected but oh well if it does).
- Udoh to enter the game with a hidden book and backhand slap Harden across the face with the book the first time he flops. Right after he hits Harden, I want him to yell "welcome to the book club."

And lastly, I want Mitchell to play all 48 minutes and try to score a rookie record for a playoff game (the record is 53 by Wilt in 1960).

I agree with Quin, Udoh and Mitchell and would normally agree with Jae but we’re so short-handed tonight and Faves is hobbled so imo we can’t have Crowder do this (sadly) and get tossed from the game.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I just want to say it's been a pleasure. Going into this season I didn't think we had a chance to make the playoffs. But the basketball gods smiled down on us. It's been a fun and amazing year. Win or lose tonight we can walk away with our heads held high. Cause we have something brewing or as some call it the cake is baking. I never felt like contenders with Hayward. But with Mitchell. I feel like one day... anyway it's been an amazing ride!

I feel like the hero in the movie that has to detonate the bomb to save the city but will almost certainly die...

I’m calm and ready for the end of this is it... but will fight to the end to survive.

 

[LoPo]

I just want to say it's been a pleasure. Going into this season I didn't think we had a chance to make the playoffs. But the basketball gods smiled down on us. It's been a fun and amazing year. Win or lose tonight we can walk away with our heads held high. Cause we have something brewing or as some call it the cake is baking. I never felt like contenders with Hayward. But with Mitchell. I feel like one day... anyway it's been an amazing ride!

Great post. It's a great time to be a Jazz fan.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I agree with Quin, Udoh and Mitchell and would normally agree with Jae but we’re so short-handed tonight and Faves is hobbled so imo we can’t have Crowder do this (sadly) and get tossed from the game.

You can body check someone pretty hard and make it look like a basketball play... I know... from experience.

 

[LoPo]

I feel like the hero in the movie that has to detonate the bomb to save the city but will almost certainly die...

I’m calm and ready for the end of this is it... but will fight to the end to survive.

I've got a comparison.

The NBA is Neegan.
Harden is Lucille (Neegan's bat).
The Rockets are the Saviors.
Mitchell is Rick.
Joe is Carol.
Gobert is Daryl.
Jae is Michonne.
Hayward is Glenn.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I've got a comparison.

The NBA is Neegan.
Harden is Lucille (Neegan's bat).
The Rockets are the Saviors.
Mitchell is Rick.
Joe is Carol.
Gobert is Daryl.
Jae is Michonne.
Hayward is Glenn.

You can use whatever metaphor you want as long as I’m Batman.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I've got a comparison.

The NBA is Neegan.
Harden is Lucille (Neegan's bat).
The Rockets are the Saviors.
Mitchell is Rick.
Joe is Carol.
Gobert is Daryl.
Jae is Michonne.
Hayward is Glenn.

Hayward is clearly Eugene... without the end act of saving the day.

 

[LoPo]

Hayward is clearly Eugene... without the end act of saving the day.

That definitely crossed my mind, but he "totally redeemed himself". I think Burks may be Eugene or at least he was after Game 2.

 

[fallenchicken]

let's **** em up

 

[LoPo]

Let's Go Jazz

 

[Miggs]

We lose by 17. It’ll be a 6-12 point game til late in the 3rd. We’ll feel close at times. And then they blow it open to end the 3rd and in the 4th.

We could lose by 40 though.

 

[LoPo]

We lose by 17. It’ll be a 6-12 point game til late in the 3rd. We’ll feel close at times. And then they blow it open to end the 3rd and in the 4th.

We could lose by 40 though.

We could also win.

 

[Miggs]

Also lmao at the vast majority here that said Udoh was gonna be some big upgrade over Withey.

 

[Miggs]

We could also win.

Yeah and I could **** Riley Reid. Except it’s not happening. Ever.