Miggs
Well-Known Member
You can babysit Wes too.
Oh baby. I've always had a babysitter fetish.
You can babysit Wes too.
Oh baby. I've always had a babysitter fetish.
Is Flemings the steakhouse to go to in SLC? I can't bring myself to do the chain Ruth's Chris.
Is Flemings the steakhouse to go to in SLC? I can't bring myself to do the chain Ruth's Chris.
jacketed baked potato.
You have a potato fetish?Why does this sound dirty?
Why does this sound dirty?
Liquor laws...
I could spend the rest of the night on this ****.
1) There is no beer anywhere in Utah greater than 4%abv on tap.
2) Micro breweries can sell their own bottled beer that is greater than 4%abv on-site. And they can even refrigerate it.
3) Most restaurants sell bottled beer that is greater than 4%abv.
4) Someone correct me if I'm wrong, you can't order a double cocktail, as in you can't get a double jack and coke. But funny enough, you can order a jack and coke and get a shot of jack as a "side-car" with your jack and coke.
5) You can not have more than two drinks per person at any time (used to be 1). So if you are with a group and you walk up to the bar and order drinks for everyone they will either need to deliver them to each person or you will need to get enough people up to the bar to make it so that there are no more than 2 drinks per person. Same thing with ordering a pitcher of beer. One person cannot order a pitcher, you need at least two people to get a pitcher.
6) You can get pretty much anything at the state run liquor stores. But none of it is refrigerated, and they don't sell anything at all except booze. No soft drinks, no limes, no ice, just alcohol.
7) I mentioned they can't sell you a double...but there's a loophole. Any mixed drink can only have 1oz of the primary hard liquor in it, but they can add other liquor as "flavoring" so locals will order stuff like long island ice teas and at the right kind of place with the right kind of bartender you might get upwards of 4oz of liquor in your drink.
So weird people don't like unnecessary laws. Crazy world we live in.As an admitted non-drinker, I am still a bit flabbergasted that people get so worked up that it is mildly harder in Utah than elsewhere to get ****-faced. Is it really that big a deal? I mean, can you not, albeit with a few hoops, get enough booze to drink yourself literally to death pretty much whenever you want? This is one thing that, of course as a non-drinker, I never understood. I have had friends go on whole rants about the unbelievably strict alcohol laws in Utah and how it shows that Utah is nothing but a theocracy, yet they say nothing about complete "dry" areas in other parts of the country. I find it very weird.
As an admitted non-drinker, I am still a bit flabbergasted that people get so worked up that it is mildly harder in Utah than elsewhere to get ****-faced. Is it really that big a deal? I mean, can you not, albeit with a few hoops, get enough booze to drink yourself literally to death pretty much whenever you want? This is one thing that, of course as a non-drinker, I never understood. I have had friends go on whole rants about the unbelievably strict alcohol laws in Utah and how it shows that Utah is nothing but a theocracy, yet they say nothing about complete "dry" areas in other parts of the country. I find it very weird.
As an admitted non-drinker, I am still a bit flabbergasted that people get so worked up that it is mildly harder in Utah than elsewhere to get ****-faced. Is it really that big a deal? I mean, can you not, albeit with a few hoops, get enough booze to drink yourself literally to death pretty much whenever you want? This is one thing that, of course as a non-drinker, I never understood. I have had friends go on whole rants about the unbelievably strict alcohol laws in Utah and how it shows that Utah is nothing but a theocracy, yet they say nothing about complete "dry" areas in other parts of the country. I find it very weird.
Do the regular domestic beers cost more in Utah?Your post makes it very clear that you consider drinking alcohol nothing but a means of getting **** faced and you don't understand alcohol drinks as a food item.
I don't anymore, but I used to order double jack and coke. I can't get that in Utah. I can get a jack and coke. To you, it seems, you think the complaint is that it takes twice as many drinks to get drunk. That's not it. I don't drink coke normally. I don't like coke. I order a double jack and coke because it tastes better than a jack and coke.
Beer, obviously something I'm into, is not just one thing that you guzzle until you're **** faced. The restriction of 4%abv for beer on tap has many unintended consequences.
It raises the cost of doing business for local microbreweries. Much easier to package beer into a 20 gallon keg than 400 cans and/or bottles. Much easier to ship a truck full of kegs than a truck full of bottles and cans, mostly because you can now fit a few times more stuff on the truck. Much easier for a bar or restaurant to store kegs than bottles and cans. I'm not super concerned about the environmental aspect, but if you use a keg you pour into a reusable glass instead of throwing a bottle away for every beer served. Many people prefer the flavor (it's psychological, but whatever) of draft beer as opposed to beer in a bottle or a can.
It is NOT harder to get **** faced in Utah. The laws don't accomplish anything. They just burden businesses. They just make hosting people from out of state more awkward. I mean a guy comes in, people want the drink they like and they want it the way they want it. So the guy orders the drink he likes, but he's in Utah and now has to be educated on why he can't have his drink the way he wants it.
I don't like it because it's dumb.
Your post makes it very clear that you consider drinking alcohol nothing but a means of getting **** faced and you don't understand alcohol drinks as a food item.
I don't anymore, but I used to order double jack and coke. I can't get that in Utah. I can get a jack and coke. To you, it seems, you think the complaint is that it takes twice as many drinks to get drunk. That's not it. I don't drink coke normally. I don't like coke. I order a double jack and coke because it tastes better than a jack and coke.
Beer, obviously something I'm into, is not just one thing that you guzzle until you're **** faced. The restriction of 4%abv for beer on tap has many unintended consequences.
It raises the cost of doing business for local microbreweries. Much easier to package beer into a 20 gallon keg than 400 cans and/or bottles. Much easier to ship a truck full of kegs than a truck full of bottles and cans, mostly because you can now fit a few times more stuff on the truck. Much easier for a bar or restaurant to store kegs than bottles and cans. I'm not super concerned about the environmental aspect, but if you use a keg you pour into a reusable glass instead of throwing a bottle away for every beer served. Many people prefer the flavor (it's psychological, but whatever) of draft beer as opposed to beer in a bottle or a can.
It is NOT harder to get **** faced in Utah. The laws don't accomplish anything. They just burden businesses. They just make hosting people from out of state more awkward. I mean a guy comes in, people want the drink they like and they want it the way they want it. So the guy orders the drink he likes, but he's in Utah and now has to be educated on why he can't have his drink the way he wants it.
I don't like it because it's dumb.
The laws do not prevent anyone from getting **** faced they make it harder to enjoy certain aspects of drinking. I know some people drink just to get **** faced but most do not. Most drink because they enjoy the drinks and the social aspect with them. Laws like only allowing 4% beer on tap prevent good beers that I like to drink from being on tap (which I like the taste of more) from being served in Utah. Small very spread out liquor stores with limited hours make it so it is a nightmare to go to the liquor store. Parking is awful, the lines are long and options tend to be limited. I can still get drunk but I think most people understand the frustration of jumping through hoops, dealing with excessive waits and lines, and having limited options of something you want. Liquor stores in Utah are very profitable yet they keep trying to make them more sparse and limit their hours more. Many good beers are higher than 4% so if you want that you have to endure the awful liquor stores just to buy beer that is warm. Beer sitting warm for long periods of time lowers its taste. Its also a pain to have to plan ahead if I want to have cold beers. Things like the zion curtain force business to waste money and look silly to out of state people. It hurts and limits their ability to make profits. There are lots of other frustrations with the laws but for me none of those are about not being able to get drunk. One of the main problems is that most of the people making laws about booze it Utah have never drank them and do not understand the culture.
Your post makes it very clear that you consider drinking alcohol nothing but a means of getting **** faced and you don't understand alcohol drinks as a food item.
I don't anymore, but I used to order double jack and coke. I can't get that in Utah. I can get a jack and coke. To you, it seems, you think the complaint is that it takes twice as many drinks to get drunk. That's not it. I don't drink coke normally. I don't like coke. I order a double jack and coke because it tastes better than a jack and coke.
Beer, obviously something I'm into, is not just one thing that you guzzle until you're **** faced. The restriction of 4%abv for beer on tap has many unintended consequences.
It raises the cost of doing business for local microbreweries. Much easier to package beer into a 20 gallon keg than 400 cans and/or bottles. Much easier to ship a truck full of kegs than a truck full of bottles and cans, mostly because you can now fit a few times more stuff on the truck. Much easier for a bar or restaurant to store kegs than bottles and cans. I'm not super concerned about the environmental aspect, but if you use a keg you pour into a reusable glass instead of throwing a bottle away for every beer served. Many people prefer the flavor (it's psychological, but whatever) of draft beer as opposed to beer in a bottle or a can.
It is NOT harder to get **** faced in Utah. The laws don't accomplish anything. They just burden businesses. They just make hosting people from out of state more awkward. I mean a guy comes in, people want the drink they like and they want it the way they want it. So the guy orders the drink he likes, but he's in Utah and now has to be educated on why he can't have his drink the way he wants it.
I don't like it because it's dumb.