Your hyperbole is amusing, but nobody is saying to fill the team with malcontents.
Oh, and BTW, the Fakers took on some dude who went by the name of Tru Warier and who, after joining the team, went on to play some important D and even make some clutch shots in the playoffs.
And Boston took on an aging whiner in 'Sheed Wallace, who was a help when Perkins got punked but was a bit too slow to be a full replacement.
I just wish that Sloan and the Jazz had a track record of being able to take on behavioral rejects and make them happy producers.
(They've done great with draft rejects, but this shows more drafting/signing acumen than coaching/development skill.)
Utah's history suggests more of the opposite (Giricek, Arroyo, etc.). These aren't cornerstone players; but Artest probably wasn't, either.